B. C. M. Error

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A mistake made by someone who's too lazy to fix a simple problem but still calls tech support like they're saving the world.
I spilled soda on my keyboard, so I called tech support and cried about it.
My computer blinked once, so I called tech support and said it was a sign of the end times.
I clicked the wrong button, and now I'm screaming into the void of tech support.
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A dumb error made by someone who thinks they're genius, but they're just too dumb to fix it themselves.
I can't find my password, so I called tech support and asked them to send me a cat.
My screen turned blue, so I called tech support and said the sky was falling.
I forgot how to open a file, so I called tech support and said the computer was haunted.
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A mistake so simple, even a toddler could fix it, but instead you call tech support and make them cry.
I turned my computer off, and now it's mad at me. I called tech support.
I clicked a button, and now everything's broken. I called tech support and told them I was sorry.
I didn't plug in the cable, so I called tech support and said the internet was stolen.
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A mistake made by someone who thinks they're Einstein, but they're just too lazy to fix it themselves.
I got a pop-up, so I called tech support and said it was a sign from God.
I couldn't open my email, so I called tech support and said it was a conspiracy.
I forgot my password, so I called tech support and said my brain was stolen.
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A mistake that's so easy, even your grandma could fix it, but you call tech support and demand a refund.
I pressed the wrong key, so I called tech support and said my life was ruined.
My screen went black, so I called tech support and said I was dying.
I turned my computer on, and now I'm screaming. I called tech support and said it was a nightmare.
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A mistake so simple, even a dog could fix it, but you call tech support and act like it's the apocalypse.
I spilled coffee on my keyboard, so I called tech support and said it was a horror movie.
I clicked a button, and now my computer is haunted. I called tech support and cried.
I didn't plug in the charger, so I called tech support and said the universe was ending.
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