B. C. M. Error - A mistake so simple, even a dog could fix it, but you call t

A mistake so simple, even a dog could fix it, but you call tech support and act like it's the apocalypse.

I spilled coffee on my keyboard, so I called tech support and said it was a horror movie.

I clicked a button, and now my computer is haunted. I called tech support and cried.

I didn't plug in the charger, so I called tech support and said the universe was ending.