B. C. M. Error - A mistake made by someone who's too lazy to fix a simple pro

A mistake made by someone who's too lazy to fix a simple problem but still calls tech support like they're saving the world.

I spilled soda on my keyboard, so I called tech support and cried about it.

My computer blinked once, so I called tech support and said it was a sign of the end times.

I clicked the wrong button, and now I'm screaming into the void of tech support.