B-word fat

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It means you’re so bloated that every time you speak, the Bs in your words sound like they’re screaming from a belly full of pizza.
Bryan: "I’m gonna beate you to death."
Brenda: "This burrito is the best ever."
Brendan: "I bet you can’t beat me at basketball."
2
You’re so fat that the Bs in your speech are like a fat kid’s lunch: messy and loud.
Ben: "I’m beatin’ you up."
Bella: "This burger is the bomb."
Benji: "I’m beatin’ the best of them."
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It’s when your body is so big that the Bs in your words are like a fart in a church, loud and unwelcome.
Brad: "I’m gonna beat you."
Brittany: "This burrito is the best bet."
Brandon: "I bet you can’t beat me."
4
You're so fat that the Bs in your speech are like a fat man’s laugh, obnoxious and endless.
Benjamin: "I’m beatin’ you to death."
Brandy: "This beef is the best ever."
Ben: "I bet you can’t beat me."
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It’s when your body is so big that the Bs in your words come out like a fat man’s sneeze, loud and full of glory.
Blake: "I’m beatin’ you."
Brianna: "This burrito is the best bet."
Blakey: "I bet you can’t beat me."
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