B. Daggitty
A white guy who thinks he’s a big daddy just because he wears the same clothes. He’s not a real daddy, he’s more like a fake daddy with a bad tan.
He wore a leather jacket and called me son. I called him fake dad.
He tried to flex in the mall. I laughed so hard my mom got a ticket.
He tried to be cool. I told him he looked like a confused pizza delivery guy.