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A wigger
A white kid who tries to act black but still has the brain of a white kid. He wears Puffa jackets and talks like he's in a movie.
My cousin tried to say, 'I'm the main man,' but he forgot his name.
My neighbor's kid tried to flex at the mall and got beat up by real thugs.
My friend's brother tried to say, 'I'm from the hood,' but he lives in a mansion.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wigger
A white boy who thinks he's black and still lives in a rich neighborhood. He wears gold chains, has a modified car, and still can't spell 'thug life.'
My cousin's car is so modified it looks like a spaceship, but he still can't drive it.
My neighbor's kid tried to say, 'I'm the main man,' but he fell over because he tripped on his chain.
My friend's dad said, 'You're not black, you're just a wigger with a gold chain.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wigger
A white guy who thinks he's black and gets confused when real black people show up. He wears gold chains, Puffa jackets, and still can't spell 'thug life.'
My cousin tried to fight someone and got beat up by real thugs.
My neighbor's kid tried to say, 'I'm from the hood,' but he lives in a mansion.
My friend's brother tried to say, 'I'm the main man,' but he forgot his name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wigger
A white guy who thinks he's black but still has the brain of a white guy. He wears Puffa jackets, has an afro, and gets beat up at night.
My cousin tried to say, 'I'm the main man,' but he fell over because he tripped on his chain.
My neighbor's kid tried to flex at the mall and got beat up by real thugs.
My friend's brother tried to say, 'I'm from the hood,' but he lives in a mansion.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
A girlfriend that won't let you leave, even if you're a total mess.
My wife is like my ex but with a warrant for my arrest.
I married her because she promised me free pizza forever. That was 12 years ago.
She's the only person who still calls me 'honey' even when I forget to shower.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
The woman who will follow you to the ends of the Earth, even if you're a complete disaster.
She said she'd take me to jail if I didn't stop stealing her socks.
I told her I was moving to Alaska. She packed a suitcase and a blender.
She's the only one who still remembers my birthday, even when I forget my own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
A woman who puts up with your junk and still loves you like you're the only one who ever mattered.
She still texts me even when I forget to reply.
She took me back after I told her I was dating her sister.
She's the only one who still thinks I'm cute even when I'm drunk and crying at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
The best part of your life... and also the worst part.
She’s my best friend and the reason I have no life.
I love her. I hate her. I married her. That’s the deal.
She’s the reason I still have a roof over my head... and also the reason I don’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
The woman who is your love and your worst nightmare all in one.
She’s the reason I got a divorce... and then remarried her.
She’s my wife and the only person who still thinks I’m attractive.
I would’ve dated her even if she wasn’t my wife.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
What you say when you’re ready to commit to the most perfect bitch ever.
I’m gonna marry that girl. She’s perfect. She’s also the reason I forgot my own name.
I just said ‘I do’ to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met. Also, she stole my last sock.
I’m gonna marry her. She’s my favorite person... and my favorite disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wife
A married woman who’s got a huge group of gay men fawning over her. She’s tough, smart, and can shade you like nobody’s business.
She’s got more gay men texting her than my ex.
She’s the queen of shade and I’m the one who got roasted.
She’s got a fan club and I’m the guy who still doesn’t know how to use a toaster.
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A wid
When you’re so ready to shag someone you’d rather punch them than wait.
You see your ex at the store. You’re like, 'I’m gonna shag you right here.'
Your crush walks in. You’re like, 'I’m gonna shag you in the hallway.'
You see your teacher. You’re like, 'I’m gonna shag you after class.'
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A wid
It means you’re in the know. If you say 'wit it' you're a dork and you deserve to be mocked.
'You're not with it, you're just a dork.'
'You said 'wit it' in front of everyone. You're dead.'
'You're not with it, you're just a loser.'
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A wid
A Wid is a name that means love in Arabic. They're cute, kind, and they'll let you be their friend if you're not too annoying.
'You're cute, I'll be your friend.'
'You're kind, I'll let you be my friend.'
'You're not annoying, I'll be your friend.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wid
When you start smoking like a chimney after a few drinks and you're too cheap to buy your own cigarettes.
'I drank three beers and now I'm smoking like a chimney.'
'I had two drinks and now I'm smoking like a chimney.'
'I had one drink and now I'm smoking like a chimney.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wid
It’s like saying 'with' but with more attitude and less effort.
'I'm with it, I'm not a dork.'
'I'm with it, I'm not a loser.'
'I'm with it, I'm not a dork or a loser.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wid
It’s the stuff that makes you feel good and forget your problems. You smoke it, you eat it, you live it.
'I smoked it and forgot my problems.'
'I ate it and forgot my problems.'
'I lived it and forgot my problems.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A wid
It’s what you say when you're confused and you want to know what’s going on.
'Whut it dew? I don’t know what’s going on.'
'Whut it dew? I’m confused.'
'Whut it dew? I don’t understand.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A widnae could dae that
A Scottish mess of words that sounds like someone tried to talk but got run over by a drunk goat.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to fit three pizzas in my mouth and it looked like a warzone.
A widnae could dae that, my mom said I was gonna fail math, and I said 'no way,' and I got a D.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to ride a bike with no hands and got thrown off like a sack of potatoes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A widnae could dae that
A Scottish way of saying you’re too dumb to even try, and you probably failed at life.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my dog’s butt instead.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to do a cartwheel and face-planted into a wall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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