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Da hot shitz
A gut-busting poop that feels like your intestines are on fire and your butt is screaming for mercy. Happens right after you stuff your face with greasy, spicy, and usually awesome food.
I ate three pizzas and a burger. Now I'm crying in the bathroom like it's my job.
After that chili, I felt like my colon was throwing a party and I was the last one out.
I ate so much fried chicken I think my butt is now a separate person.
Da hot shitz
Your poop turns into a liquid nightmare that burns your insides. It hits you fast after you eat a ton of greasy, spicy, and often tasty food.
I ate a whole taco bell and now I’m sitting on the toilet like it’s my throne.
After that hot dog, I felt like my butt was on fire and my stomach was mad at me.
I ate too much nacho cheese and now I’m living my worst nightmare.
Da hot shitz
Your poop is so bad it feels like your gut is being attacked by a gang of greasy, spicy, and usually delicious food.
I ate a burger, fries, and a milkshake. Now I’m sitting there like I just lost a battle.
I had a burrito so big my butt is now a different color.
I ate so much pizza my poop is like a murder mystery and my colon is the detective.
Da hot shitz
A poop so bad it feels like your butt is melting and your insides are screaming. Happens right after you stuff your face with greasy, spicy, and sometimes glorious food.
I ate like a beast and now I’m crying like a baby in the bathroom.
I had that spicy chicken and now my butt is on fire and my colon is yelling.
I ate too much and now I’m sitting there like I just got hit by a food truck.
Da hot shitz
Your poop turns into a fiery river that flows straight from your gut. It hits you fast after you eat a huge amount of greasy, spicy, and often amazing food.
I ate so much pizza my butt is now a lava flow.
After that taco, my poop felt like a volcano erupted in my gut.
I had that chili and now my butt is like it’s in a war.
Da hot shitz
A poop so intense it feels like your butt is being tortured and your guts are going on strike. Happens right after you chow down on a huge amount of greasy, spicy, and most of the time awesome food.
I ate like a monster and now I’m sitting there like I just got beaten up.
After that burger, my poop felt like my gut was being flogged.
I had that spicy wrap and now I feel like my butt is in a jail cell.
Da hood exploiters
Da hood exploiters are the worst kind of hood trash. They can't handle da hood, so they try to cheat. They're like a broken toaster trying to cook a steak.
My cousin tried to exploit me for a week. He still doesn't know what an exploiter is.
This guy said he was from da hood, but he had to exploit just to get a free pizza.
She tried to exploit me for a month. I had to tell her I was a dog.
Da hood exploiters
Da hood exploiters are like a fart in a church. They don't belong in da hood, so they try to take from it. They're the worst kind of hood cheaters.
He tried to exploit me in da hood. I told him I was a pick me and he got scared.
This exploiter tried to take my spot in da hood. I told him I was a dog and he ran.
She tried to exploit me for da hood. I told her I was the hood and she got mad.
Da hood exploiters
Da hood exploiters are like a bad joke that no one asked for. They can't do da hood, so they steal from it. They're the worst kind of hood leeches.
He tried to exploit me. I told him I was da hood and he ran.
This guy tried to exploit me for da hood. I told him I was the king of da hood and he got mad.
She tried to exploit me in da hood. I told her I was the hood and she left.
Da homie searing
Da Homie Searing is a short, brown-haired meatball who thinks he's a god. He plays lax like it's a religion and probably thinks he's the best athlete since the invention of sweatpants. He wears hats like they're going out of style and takes selfies like it's his full-time job.
Jake just took 12 selfies in the same hat. He’s gonna post them all on Instagram.
He DMs me like, 'I’m gonna be president, bro.' I’m like, 'Bro, you can’t even pass algebra.'
He tried to start a charity, but it was just a pizza delivery service for homeless people.
Da homie searing
Da Homie Searing is a guy who thinks he's perfect. He’s got the body of a superhero and the brain of a calculator. He’s got a hat so fancy it’s got a gold chain. He’s also got the personality of a saint, or at least a saint who’s also got a side hustle.
He tried to help at a soup kitchen, but he just ordered pizza for everyone.
He told me he’s gonna be president. I said, 'You can’t even do your own taxes.'
He took a photo of a hat and called it art. It was just a hat.
Da homie searing
Da Homie Searing is a guy who thinks he’s the next Einstein, but he probably can’t even do long division. He wears hats like it’s a fashion statement and takes pictures like he’s a pro. He’s also got the heart of a saint, but only because he’s too busy being a saint to actually do anything.
He tried to clean up litter, but he just made a mess and took a selfie.
He said he’s gonna be president. I said, 'You can’t even pass geometry.'
He donated to a charity, but it was just a pizza box.
Da homie chrill
the most extra dude in your crew who always starts the chaos
Da homie chrill just walked in and yelled, 'I'm here to save your life!' and then stole my fries.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I just got a tattoo of your face. It’s gonna be legendary.'
He tried to fight the pizza delivery guy because he said the crust was 'too crispy for the soul.'
Da homie chrill
the guy who thinks he’s the main character even when he’s not
He posted a selfie in the middle of a fire, like it was a movie scene.
He told the whole school he was going to be a billionaire by 15. Now he’s selling knockoff hoodies.
He tried to propose to his dog and called it 'the most epic love story of the century.'
Da homie chrill
the most annoying person in your group who won’t shut up
He kept talking during the movie like he was in a rap battle with the sound.
He texted me during math class: 'You’re gonna fail this test. I know it.'
He started singing the theme song from SpongeBob during lunch and won’t stop.
Da herp
You got the herpes virus and your life is now a disaster
I tried to impress my crush and now I have da herp
My ex sent me a text saying 'I miss you' and I got da herp
I ate a whole pizza and got da herp
Da herp
A stupid way of saying something obvious, like you’re a moron
He said, 'It’s raining,' and I yelled 'da herp!'
I got a 100 on the test and my friend said 'da herp?'
My mom said, 'You’re late,' and I said 'da herp?'
Da herp
You say da herp when you do something so dumb it hurts your brain
I ate the whole cake and said 'da herp!'
I tried to open a door and fell over, then said 'da herp!'
I texted my crush 'u hot?' and said 'da herp!'
Da herp
You say da herp when you don’t know what to say, like you’re a confused chicken
I walked into the room and said 'da herp?'
My friend asked me a question and I said 'da herp?'
During the big test, I said 'da herp?'
Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster
A German saying from the east that means a blind mole trying to peek out the window, which is basically impossible because it’s blind and lives underground, and it shows someone being surprised and giving up control like a f***ing idiot.
My uncle tried to act cool when he saw my mom’s ex at the grocery store. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
My dog saw my neighbor’s cat and started barking like a f***ing maniac. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
I walked in on my brother eating my last slice of pizza. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
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