Da hot shitz - Your poop is so bad it feels like your gut is being attacked

Your poop is so bad it feels like your gut is being attacked by a gang of greasy, spicy, and usually delicious food.

I ate a burger, fries, and a milkshake. Now I’m sitting there like I just lost a battle.

I had a burrito so big my butt is now a different color.

I ate so much pizza my poop is like a murder mystery and my colon is the detective.