Da homie searing
Da Homie Searing is a guy who thinks he’s the next Einstein, but he probably can’t even do long division. He wears hats like it’s a fashion statement and takes pictures like he’s a pro. He’s also got the heart of a saint, but only because he’s too busy being a saint to actually do anything.
He tried to clean up litter, but he just made a mess and took a selfie.
He said he’s gonna be president. I said, 'You can’t even pass geometry.'
He donated to a charity, but it was just a pizza box.