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Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait
a specific person or thing that’s so dead it’s like they’re the reason you’re still alive
My grandpa is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. He’s been dead for 10 years and still talks to me like I’m his kid.
That old tree is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. It’s been dead for 50 years and still blocks my view.
My mom’s best friend is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. She’s been dead for 20 years and still sends me texts.
Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait
a person or thing so dead it’s like they’re the reason your life is a mess
My ex is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. She’s been dead for 5 years and still texts me about our break-up.
That video game is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. I played it once and now I can’t get it out of my head.
My dad’s brother is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. He’s been dead for 30 years and still shows up at family dinners.
Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait
a person or thing that’s so dead it’s like they’re the reason you’re still breathing
My neighbor is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. He’s been dead for 15 years and still yells at me through the wall.
That old phone is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. It’s been dead for 10 years and still rings at 2 a. m.
My mom’s mom is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. She’s been dead for 40 years and still calls me every day.
Da-Nahjrae
Da-Nahjrae is a sugary mess who thinks she's the main character but gets jealous when someone else shines. She'll hug you like a teddy bear but stab you in the back if you cross her.
Da-Nahjrae sent a group message crying because I got more likes than her.
She told me I was her best friend, then blocked me for liking a different song.
She said she'd always be there for me, then ghosted me for two weeks.
Da-Nahjrae
Da-Nahjrae is the kind of person who'll help you move but forgets to bring a trash bag. She thinks she's special but acts like everyone else is beneath her.
She helped me move but left my old couch in the street.
She said I was her best friend, then talked to my ex behind my back.
She forgot to bring a trash bag and tried to throw my old pizza box in the trash.
Da-Nahjrae
Da-Nahjrae is a softie who thinks she's royalty but gets annoyed when you don't remember her name. She's loyal until she's not.
She said I'd always be her best friend, then ignored me for a week.
She remembered my birthday but forgot her own.
She called me her best friend but talked to my ex on Instagram.
Da-Lady-Bwoy
A guy who looks like a girl and acts like a drama queen. People call him this when he’s being extra.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! Stop crying over a broken phone.
Why are you wearing eyeliner? You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You can’t even lift a bag of chips.
Da-Lady-Bwoy
A man who has no man parts and acts like he’s the queen of the world.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You can’t even fight back.
Why are you wearing a dress? You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You’re more girly than my sister.
Da-Lady-Bwoy
A guy who has the face of a girl and the voice of a girl. People yell this at him when he’s being a crybaby.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You cried over a lost sock.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You can’t even handle a little bit of pain.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You sound like a girl in a musical.
Da-Lady-Bwoy
A man who looks like a girl and acts like he’s been hurt by the world. People call this when he’s being extra emotional.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You’re more emotional than my grandma.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You can’t even take a joke.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You cried because your coffee was cold.
Da-Lady-Bwoy
A guy who looks like a girl and talks like he’s been in a soap opera. People use this when he’s being extra dramatic.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You’re more dramatic than my mom’s soap opera.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You’re yelling at a sandwich.
You’re a Da-Lady-Bwoy! You can’t even handle a little bit of drama.
Da-Gamaize
Making something simple sound like it came from a brain full of bad decisions and worse coffee.
Why is the math problem like a paragraph from a horror novel? Just add 2 + 2 and stop being a drama queen.
My teacher explained gravity like it was a conspiracy theory. I just want to throw things at her.
He turned a simple ‘how are you’ into a 10-minute speech about his ex’s cat.
Da-Gamaize
Taking something easy and turning it into a situation where you need a dictionary and a therapist.
She turned ‘what’s for dinner’ into a full-blown debate about the meaning of life.
He explained how to tie a shoe like it was a secret code from the CIA.
The homework question was ‘what’s 3 + 4’ and he wrote an essay about it.
Da-Gamaize
When you make a simple idea so messy it feels like someone threw a bag of garbage at it.
He turned ‘I’m tired’ into a 5-page story about a zombie apocalypse.
She explained how to brush your teeth like it was a life-or-death mission.
The answer to the question ‘what’s your name?’ was a 3-paragraph story about his childhood pet.
Da-Gamaize
Making something simple so complicated it could give a headache to a rock.
He turned ‘what’s the time?’ into a full speech about the history of clocks.
She made a 2-line instruction into a 10-step process with diagrams.
The question was ‘how are you?’ and the answer was a 20-minute rant about his ex.
Da-Gamaize
When you take something easy and turn it into a full-blown disaster that no one asked for.
She turned ‘do you want chips?’ into a debate about the future of snack food.
He explained how to open a door like it was a secret mission.
The answer to ‘what’s your favorite color?’ was a 5-minute speech about the meaning of life.
Da-Don-Da-Done
Any human that's so mad at you they think your whole life is a joke and they want you to fail at everything!
My coworker keeps yelling at me for forgetting to bring coffee. I didn't even know coffee was a requirement for life.
My ex said I ruined his life and now he's going to ruin mine. I barely know him.
My dog hates me and barks at me every time I walk by. He's like a Da-Don-Da-Done version of a dog.
Da-Don-Da-Done
Any human who's so lazy they eat dog food and let evil into their house just to mess with you!
My neighbor let a raccoon into her house just to watch me fail at my job. She's a real Da-Don-Da-Done.
My cousin ate dog food for breakfast, just to prove she could. She's a Da-Don-Da-Done in disguise.
My mom let my brother's old pet lizard into my room. It's like a Da-Don-Da-Done sent from the heavens.
Da-Don-Da-Done
Somebody who's so nosy they want to know everything about your love life, even if it's not their business!
My friend asked me if I like my boss. I said no, and now she's asking if I like my neighbor.
My teacher asked me if I had a crush on my best friend. I said no, and now I have to explain why.
My dad asked if I like my mom. I said yes, and now I have to explain why I like her.
Da-Don-Da-Done
Somebody who's so cruel they'll cut your hours just because they feel like it and never gave you any training!
My boss cut my hours because he didn't like my shirt. I barely know what a shirt is.
My teacher cut my grade just because she didn't like my homework. I didn't even do it wrong.
My mom cut my allowance just because she didn't like my hair. I have no idea what she's talking about.
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