Da-Don-Da-Done

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Any human that's so mad at you they think your whole life is a joke and they want you to fail at everything!

My coworker keeps yelling at me for forgetting to bring coffee. I didn't even know coffee was a requirement for life.

My ex said I ruined his life and now he's going to ruin mine. I barely know him.

My dog hates me and barks at me every time I walk by. He's like a Da-Don-Da-Done version of a dog.

Any human who's so lazy they eat dog food and let evil into their house just to mess with you!

My neighbor let a raccoon into her house just to watch me fail at my job. She's a real Da-Don-Da-Done.

My cousin ate dog food for breakfast, just to prove she could. She's a Da-Don-Da-Done in disguise.

My mom let my brother's old pet lizard into my room. It's like a Da-Don-Da-Done sent from the heavens.

Somebody who's so nosy they want to know everything about your love life, even if it's not their business!

My friend asked me if I like my boss. I said no, and now she's asking if I like my neighbor.

My teacher asked me if I had a crush on my best friend. I said no, and now I have to explain why.

My dad asked if I like my mom. I said yes, and now I have to explain why I like her.

Somebody who's so cruel they'll cut your hours just because they feel like it and never gave you any training!

My boss cut my hours because he didn't like my shirt. I barely know what a shirt is.

My teacher cut my grade just because she didn't like my homework. I didn't even do it wrong.

My mom cut my allowance just because she didn't like my hair. I have no idea what she's talking about.

Any ignorant action or word that makes you stop doing what you're doing and start thinking about life!

My friend said 'You're so stupid!' right in the middle of my math test. I forgot how to do basic addition.

My brother said 'You're the worst!' right when I was about to win the game. I lost because of him.

My teacher said 'You're not even trying!' right when I was about to finish my test. I got distracted and failed.

Anybody who acts or thinks like they're in a circus and everything's a big show!

My friend did a dance in the middle of the classroom. He was like a clown in a circus.

My brother started telling jokes during dinner. He was like a magician in a circus.

My teacher did a magic trick in the middle of the lesson. She was like a ringmaster in a circus.