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Da-da-de-da-do
Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man
Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man, you broke my phone and my spirit.
Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man, you said you’d help me and you didn’t.
Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man, you’re the worst friend ever.
Da-ass
You’re telling a juicy story to your friends, but they’re too busy staring at their phones. So you throw in a line like, 'Then I fucked him in da-ass so hard, his grandma got a nosebleed.'
Bro, you told me you got kicked out of school, but you didn’t mention you got kicked out of the school bus too.
My cousin got in trouble for telling the principal he got stabbed in da-ass by a pencil.
I told my mom I got a new job, but I forgot to mention I got a new job in da-ass.
Da-ass
It’s like a dumbass who also thinks he’s a jackass. He’s just one big mess of stupid.
My neighbor thinks he’s a genius because he got a C in math. He’s like a da-ass with a dream.
My brother thinks he’s a da-ass because he eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
My teacher called me a da-ass for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.
Da-ass
A girl is so turned on, she wants you to stuff your face in her ass and rip it out like a pizza.
My crush said she’d let me fuck her in da-ass if I gave her a 10 out of 10.
My friend’s sister asked her boyfriend to fuck her in da-ass because she was too lazy to put on pants.
My cousin got a job at a restaurant because he asked the waitress if she wanted to fuck him in da-ass.
Da-ass
You’re trying to get a girl to come over, send pics, or give you a hand job. You’re desperate and probably wearing a shirt that says ‘I miss my mom.’
I told my crush I had a new app called ‘Da-Ass’ and she asked if it was free.
I sent my crush a text that said, ‘I’ll give you a kiss if you come over.’ She said, ‘I’ll give you a da-ass if you come over.’
I asked my crush out, and she said, ‘I’ll come over if you let me fuck you in da-ass.’
Da-ass
You’re planning to slap a boy or girl’s ass on April 12th, and you’re already wearing your ‘Da-Ass’ shirt.
My friend slapped my cousin’s ass on April 12th and got in trouble for it.
I tried to slap my crush’s ass on April 12th, but I missed and slapped the teacher’s ass instead.
My mom slapped my brother’s ass on April 12th and told him to stop being a da-ass.
Da-ass
It’s like Wayne Kramer, but older, more confused, and still trying to make ‘The Harder They Come’ famous even though it’s already famous.
My dad tried to make ‘The Harder They Come’ famous by playing it on repeat for two weeks.
My brother tried to be like Wayne Kramer, but he just said, ‘I’m da-ass now.’
My teacher tried to make ‘The Harder They Come’ famous by playing it during math class.
Da-ass
It’s like the roundest ass you’ve ever seen, and it’s so good, you want to eat it.
My crush has the da-ass of the century, and I want to marry her.
My friend’s sister has the da-ass of the millennium, and I want to eat it.
My mom’s friend has the da-ass of the universe, and she’s still single.
Da-bomb-diggity
a fancy word for the shiz-nit, like when you're too cool to say normal stuff
Yo, that game was da-bomb-diggity, I lost my mind.
My mom said I was da-bomb-diggity, but I still got grounded.
That pizza was da-bomb-diggity, I ate the whole box.
Da-bomb-diggity
a loud, messy way to say something is awesome, like when you're too loud to be cool
That dog just ate my homework, and it was da-bomb-diggity.
My friend's new haircut is da-bomb-diggity, I can't stop laughing.
That math test was da-bomb-diggity, I failed it.
Da-Rack
A hot girl with big tits and a head on her shoulders. She has good hair and a guy named Fuzzy is too dumb to resist her. She’s hotter than Claud and gets all the flings.
Da-Rack is the reason I skipped math class today.
Fuzzy said he’s in love with Da-Rack.
Da-Rack texted me and said, 'You look like you need a fling.'
Da-Rack
When a girl is sitting on a guy’s cock like it’s a throne and she’s enjoying every second of it.
I saw Da-Rack on top of Mike and it was pure heaven.
Da-Rack was on the meat rack and I was jealous.
Da-Rack said, 'I’m not getting off until you say you love me.'
Da-Rack
When something is so good it feels like it came straight from heaven and it’s the best thing ever.
That pizza was off the meat rack.
That movie was off the meat rack.
That fling was off the meat rack.
Da-Rack
When something is so cool it makes you want to do a wheelie and yell ‘motherf***er!’ in the middle of the street.
That trick was off the meat rack.
That skateboard was off the meat rack.
That girl was off the meat rack.
Da-Rack
When something looks so good you can’t help but stare at it like it’s the last slice of pizza.
That shirt was off the meat rack.
That girl was off the meat rack.
That burger was off the meat rack.
Da-Vinci Shot
A shot so good it doesn’t even need a face, it goes straight to the ceiling like a rich guy’s lunch.
He took a Da-Vinci Shot and the ceiling looked like it got a face lift.
That Da-Vinci Shot was so good, the ceiling got jealous.
She took a Da-Vinci Shot and the ceiling started painting its own portrait.
Da-Vinci Shot
When you hit the ceiling so hard, it looks like Da-Vinci got drunk and drew with a mop.
That Da-Vinci Shot was so wild, the ceiling looked like it had a hangover.
He shot so high, the ceiling got a new hobby, being famous.
She took a Da-Vinci Shot and the ceiling said, ‘I’m not going back to the wall.’
Da-Vinci Shot
A Da-Vinci Shot is when you go so high, the ceiling starts thinking it’s the main event.
That Da-Vinci Shot made the ceiling feel like it was in the spotlight.
He took a Da-Vinci Shot and the ceiling started giving selfies.
She hit the ceiling so good, it started applying for a job in the art world.
Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait
a specific person or thing that’s so dead it’s like they got hit by a bus and a bullet at the same time
My cousin is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. He died before his 20s even started.
That pizza was a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. I ate it and it didn’t even taste good.
My dog’s brother is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. He’s been dead for three years and still shows up at my house.
Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait
a person or thing that’s so dead it’s like they’re haunting you just to be annoying
My math teacher is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. She’s been dead for two years and still gives me quizzes.
That song is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. I heard it once and now it’s in my head forever.
My uncle’s cat is a Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. It died and now it’s following me everywhere.
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