Da-ass

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You’re telling a juicy story to your friends, but they’re too busy staring at their phones. So you throw in a line like, 'Then I fucked him in da-ass so hard, his grandma got a nosebleed.'

Bro, you told me you got kicked out of school, but you didn’t mention you got kicked out of the school bus too.

My cousin got in trouble for telling the principal he got stabbed in da-ass by a pencil.

I told my mom I got a new job, but I forgot to mention I got a new job in da-ass.

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It’s like a dumbass who also thinks he’s a jackass. He’s just one big mess of stupid.

My neighbor thinks he’s a genius because he got a C in math. He’s like a da-ass with a dream.

My brother thinks he’s a da-ass because he eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My teacher called me a da-ass for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.

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A girl is so turned on, she wants you to stuff your face in her ass and rip it out like a pizza.

My crush said she’d let me fuck her in da-ass if I gave her a 10 out of 10.

My friend’s sister asked her boyfriend to fuck her in da-ass because she was too lazy to put on pants.

My cousin got a job at a restaurant because he asked the waitress if she wanted to fuck him in da-ass.

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You’re trying to get a girl to come over, send pics, or give you a hand job. You’re desperate and probably wearing a shirt that says ‘I miss my mom.’

I told my crush I had a new app called ‘Da-Ass’ and she asked if it was free.

I sent my crush a text that said, ‘I’ll give you a kiss if you come over.’ She said, ‘I’ll give you a da-ass if you come over.’

I asked my crush out, and she said, ‘I’ll come over if you let me fuck you in da-ass.’

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You’re planning to slap a boy or girl’s ass on April 12th, and you’re already wearing your ‘Da-Ass’ shirt.

My friend slapped my cousin’s ass on April 12th and got in trouble for it.

I tried to slap my crush’s ass on April 12th, but I missed and slapped the teacher’s ass instead.

My mom slapped my brother’s ass on April 12th and told him to stop being a da-ass.

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It’s like Wayne Kramer, but older, more confused, and still trying to make ‘The Harder They Come’ famous even though it’s already famous.

My dad tried to make ‘The Harder They Come’ famous by playing it on repeat for two weeks.

My brother tried to be like Wayne Kramer, but he just said, ‘I’m da-ass now.’

My teacher tried to make ‘The Harder They Come’ famous by playing it during math class.

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It’s like the roundest ass you’ve ever seen, and it’s so good, you want to eat it.

My crush has the da-ass of the century, and I want to marry her.

My friend’s sister has the da-ass of the millennium, and I want to eat it.

My mom’s friend has the da-ass of the universe, and she’s still single.

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