Da-ass
You’re trying to get a girl to come over, send pics, or give you a hand job. You’re desperate and probably wearing a shirt that says ‘I miss my mom.’
I told my crush I had a new app called ‘Da-Ass’ and she asked if it was free.
I sent my crush a text that said, ‘I’ll give you a kiss if you come over.’ She said, ‘I’ll give you a da-ass if you come over.’
I asked my crush out, and she said, ‘I’ll come over if you let me fuck you in da-ass.’