Da-ass - You’re planning to slap a boy or girl’s ass on April 12th, a

You’re planning to slap a boy or girl’s ass on April 12th, and you’re already wearing your ‘Da-Ass’ shirt.

My friend slapped my cousin’s ass on April 12th and got in trouble for it.

I tried to slap my crush’s ass on April 12th, but I missed and slapped the teacher’s ass instead.

My mom slapped my brother’s ass on April 12th and told him to stop being a da-ass.