Da-da-de-da-do

Dadadeda do! You’re dead, baby, I just ate your last slice of pizza.

Dadadeda do! You’re dead, baby, you didn’t even show up to the fight.

Dadadeda do! You’re dead, baby, your mom called and said you’re a disgrace.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re toast, fool, you lost the game and your dignity.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re toast, fool, you said you’d pay for my lunch and you didn’t.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re toast, fool, your dog ate your homework and your excuses.

Da da de da do! I’m gonna kill you, you broke my phone and my heart.

Da da de da do! I’m gonna kill you, you didn’t bring me snacks at the movie.

Da da de da do! I’m gonna kill you, you said you’d be here and you weren’t.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re finished, dummy, you lost the bet and now you’re paying for my ice cream.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re finished, dummy, you said you’d do my chores and you didn’t.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re finished, dummy, your dad said you’re a disappointment.

Da da de da do! You’re out, loser, you didn’t even try to win the game.

Da da de da do! You’re out, loser, you said you’d show up and you didn’t.

Da da de da do! You’re out, loser, your mom said you’re a burden.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man, you broke my phone and my spirit.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man, you said you’d help me and you didn’t.

Da-da-de-da-do! You’re done, man, you’re the worst friend ever.