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A German saying from the east that means a blind mole trying to peek out the window, which is basically impossible because it’s blind and lives underground, and it shows someone being surprised and giving up control like a f***ing idiot.
My uncle tried to act cool when he saw my mom’s ex at the grocery store. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
My dog saw my neighbor’s cat and started barking like a f***ing maniac. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
I walked in on my brother eating my last slice of pizza. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.