Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster
A dumb German phrase that describes someone who gets caught off guard and acts like a blind mole trying to look out the window, which is a total waste of time and effort.
My friend’s dad saw his kid’s report card and f***ing exploded. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
My cousin walked in on me wearing only socks. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.
I saw my boss’s f***ing cat on my desk. Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster.