Da homie chrill

Da homie chrill just walked in and yelled, 'I'm here to save your life!' and then stole my fries.

He texted me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I just got a tattoo of your face. It’s gonna be legendary.'

He tried to fight the pizza delivery guy because he said the crust was 'too crispy for the soul.'

He posted a selfie in the middle of a fire, like it was a movie scene.

He told the whole school he was going to be a billionaire by 15. Now he’s selling knockoff hoodies.

He tried to propose to his dog and called it 'the most epic love story of the century.'

He kept talking during the movie like he was in a rap battle with the sound.

He texted me during math class: 'You’re gonna fail this test. I know it.'

He started singing the theme song from SpongeBob during lunch and won’t stop.