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DaDornta

DaDornta is like the king of all weed stuff. It’s not just one thing. It’s anything that gets you high and makes you forget your problems.

My mom caught me eating DaDornta for breakfast. She said I was gonna float away.

DaDornta is the reason I failed math. I was too busy counting how many hits I could take.

My dog started barking at the mailman because he smelled like DaDornta.

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DaDornta

DaDornta is the mess in your brain when you smoke too much. It’s not just pot. It’s everything that makes you laugh at your own jokes.

I told my brother I was going to the store. He said, ‘You’re just going to buy DaDornta again.’

I tried to do my homework. My brain was full of DaDornta and I couldn’t think straight.

My friend brought DaDornta to school. The teacher got mad and called the cops.

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DaDornta

DaDornta is like a second job. It’s not just weed. It’s the thing you need to survive your life.

I got fired because I was too busy smoking DaDornta instead of working.

My sister said she would never touch DaDornta again. Then she stole my stash.

I told my dad I was going to the park. He said, ‘Just don’t forget to bring DaDornta.’

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DaDornta

DaDornta is like your best friend. It’s not just pot. It’s the thing you rely on when everything else goes wrong.

My best friend is DaDornta. He’s always there when I need him.

I had a fight with my mom. Then I smoked DaDornta and everything was fine.

I told my teacher I was sick. I was just too high from DaDornta.

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DaDornta

DaDornta is like magic. It’s not just weed. It’s the thing that makes you feel like a superhero.

I felt like a superhero when I smoked DaDornta. I could fly and beat up my brother.

I used DaDornta to make my math homework disappear.

My dog started doing backflips because of DaDornta.

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DaDondadose

When a nurse messes up a med so bad the patient dies and the nurse might get locked up for it

The nurse gave the patient a sedative instead of a heart pill and the patient turned into a corpse.

She mixed up the drugs and sent a guy to heaven early.

He got the wrong pill and died like a confused donut.

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DaDondadose

A dose so strong it could kill a cow and make a cop cry

That dose was like a nuclear bomb for the human body.

He took one look at the pill and knew he was done for.

The medication was so strong it gave him a headache and a heart attack at the same time.

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DaDeshyBaller

A Bengali rich kid who thinks he's the best soccer player ever, even though he's just lucky.

He posted a video of him kicking a ball into a trash can and called it a masterpiece.

He bragged about his salary, but he still wears socks with holes in them.

He called the ref a 'dumbass' when he got a red card.

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DaDeshyBaller

A Bengali kid who plays soccer like it's a religion, but only because he wants to be famous.

He said he'd quit soccer if no one followed him on Instagram.

He cried in the locker room because his team lost, even though he didn't try.

He said he'd beat Messi if he had a better hairdo.

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DaDeshyBaller

A Bengali soccer player who's so full of himself, he thinks the ball bends around corners just to cheer him on.

He said the ball was jealous of him because he scored 10 goals in a row.

He told the coach to shut up because he was 'talking to the ball.'

He refused to play unless the crowd chanted his name.

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DaDeshyBaller

A Bengali kid who plays soccer with so much pride, he'd rather lose than look bad.

He walked off the field because he missed a simple pass.

He told the referee he was going to report him for 'bad vibes.'

He cried when his team won because he thought he was the only one who deserved it.

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DaDeshyBaller

A Bengali soccer player who thinks he's the best, even though he can't even tie his shoes properly.

He posted a video of him falling down and called it a 'masterpiece of failure.'

He said he'd win the World Cup if he had a better shoe laces.

He blamed the ball for missing a goal because it was 'too slow.'

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DaDeshyBaller

A Bengali kid who plays soccer like it's a battle, and he's the king of the whole damn field.

He said he'd beat the entire team if he had a better helmet.

He shouted at the ball like it was his enemy.

He refused to play unless he got a standing ovation before the game.

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DaDemonChubbs

A fat 14-year-old rapper who screams into a microphone like it's his last meal and still somehow makes it sound decent

Yo, I'm DaDemonChubbs and I just autotuned my lunch. It's still better than your voice.

I ate three burgers and still managed to autotune this track. You're welcome.

I rap like I'm being chased by a bear and a burrito. It's called 'Chubbscore'.

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DaDemonChubbs

A meaty kid who thinks he's a star, but all he does is sing like he's dying and still somehow makes people listen

I autotuned my tears and now I'm a star. You're just a fan. Cry more.

I rap like I just got kicked by a donut. That's called 'Chubbscore 2: Electric Boogaloo.'

I don't need a voice. I have autotune and a side of fries.

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DaDemonChubbs

A big kid who screams into a mic like it's his ex and somehow still makes music that people can stand

I autotuned my ex and now I'm a legend. You're just a listener. Listen more.

I rap like I just got dumped by a burrito. That's called 'Chubbscore: Reboot.'

I don't need talent. I have autotune and a side of meat.

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DaDangDang

People who are so country they think dirt is a luxury. They act like they just crawled out of a ditch and forgot to take a shower. The ‘da dang dang’ song is just them screaming into the void.

My uncle’s a DaDangDang. He tried to catch a fish with his bare hands and got bit by a raccoon.

My cousin’s DaDangDang. He thinks a smartphone is a magic hat.

My neighbor’s DaDangDang. He tried to build a house out of tires and a chicken coop.

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DaDangDang

A DaDangDang is someone who thinks being stupid is a superpower. They’re like the human version of a broken kazoo. They’re the reason ‘da dang dang’ sounds like a curse.

My dad’s a DaDangDang. He tried to fix the TV with a hammer and a bag of chips.

My friend’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a donkey is a type of sandwich.

My teacher’s a DaDangDang. She told me to write a paragraph about why clouds are mad.

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DaDangDang

A DaDangDang is a person who thinks being loud is the same as being smart. They’re the kind of people who try to sing in the shower and end up summoning demons. ‘Da dang dang’ is just their battle cry.

My brother’s a DaDangDang. He tried to start a fire with a banana peel and a curse.

My mom’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a vacuum cleaner is a spaceship.

My dog’s a DaDangDang. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to die.

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DaDangDang

A DaDangDang is someone who thinks the moon is a conspiracy and that every animal has a secret. They’re the reason ‘da dang dang’ sounds like a group of monkeys fighting a toaster.

My uncle’s a DaDangDang. He told me that squirrels are spies from the government.

My dad’s a DaDangDang. He tried to train a goat to juggle and it bit him.

My grandma’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a microwave is a portal to another dimension.

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