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DaDangDang
A DaDangDang is someone who thinks the sky is a ceiling and the ground is a floor. They’re like the human version of a broken blender. ‘Da dang dang’ is just them yelling at the clouds.
My cousin’s a DaDangDang. He tried to ride a cow to school and got stuck in a ditch.
My neighbor’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a donut is a type of pizza.
My dog’s a DaDangDang. He tried to eat a shoe and got a stomach ache.
DaDangDang
A DaDangDang is a person who thinks being confused is a lifestyle choice. They’re like the human version of a broken clock. ‘Da dang dang’ is just them trying to explain why the sun is angry.
My brother’s a DaDangDang. He told me that the internet is a secret society run by cats.
My dad’s a DaDangDang. He tried to start a fire with a banana and a curse.
My grandma’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a fridge is a type of spaceship.
DaDaniel
The most amazing person who’s like a god but also a human
DaDaniel is the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time
I would die for DaDaniel
He’s the reason I passed math
DaDaniel
A human who’s so good he’s basically a god and I worship him
DaDaniel is the reason I got out of bed today
He’s like a superhero with a PhD
I’d follow DaDaniel anywhere even if it’s to the moon
DaDaniel
The only god who’s also a human and I love him more than pizza
DaDaniel is better than pizza and that’s saying something
He’s the only person who can make me eat veggies
DaDaniel is like a god who also gives advice
DaDGS
Do a damn Google search. Used when someone asks a stupid question that they could have answered by typing two words into a search engine. It’s like they’re too lazy to use a brain.
“Why is the sky blue?”, I did a dadgsearch and found out it’s because of a bunch of dumb scientists.”
“I asked why my phone broke and he said ‘Do a damn Google search’ like I was a toddler.”
“She asked why the pizza was cold. I said ‘Do a damn Google search’ and she cried.”
DaDGS
Dadge is when a snail or dog named Nitez or Oky Docky dodges a pokeball. It’s like watching a slow, stupid animal avoid something it shouldn’t care about.
“Nitez dodged the pokeball like it was a bullet and he was a superhero.”
“Oky Docky dodged the pokeball so hard it almost hit my face.”
“I watched Nitez dodge a pokeball for 30 minutes and I still don’t get it.”
DaDGS
Dadge is like a dad joke but worse. It’s when someone makes a bad pun and you want to throw something at them.
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”, That’s a dadge.”
“He told a joke about a cow and I walked out.”
“My dad told a joke about a sock and I nearly cried.”
DaCunto
A girl who can sing like a god and looks like a goddess. She’s also the kind of person who will make your life better or ruin it for everyone else.
I dated a DaCunto once. Now I live in my car and cry at night.
That DaCunto just won America's Got Talent. I got kicked out of the venue for screaming.
My cousin is a DaCunto. She’s got a Grammy, a degree, and a restraining order from my uncle.
DaCunto
A girl who can belt out a song like she’s been doing it since the dawn of time. She’s also the kind of person who will make you look bad just to shine brighter.
My DaCunto neighbor sings in the shower. I hear her every morning. I have a headache by noon.
That DaCunto just got a record deal. I got a job at McDonald’s because I couldn’t handle the embarrassment.
My DaCunto sister broke up with my brother. Now he’s crying in the closet.
DaCunto
A girl with the voice of an angel and the looks of a supermodel. She’s also the kind of person who will take over your life if you let her.
I tried to be friends with a DaCunto. Now I’m her backup singer and I still get paid in pizza.
That DaCunto just opened a night club. I work there now. I’m stuck singing karaoke every night.
My DaCunto friend got me a job. Now I have to wear a wig and sing in a band. It’s humiliating.
DaCulPotat
A stupid Minecraft name that DaCulPotat uses because he’s too lazy to pick a real one. He’s like a fat kid who eats the whole cake and then blames the frosting.
DaCulPotat logged in and immediately built a giant dirt pyramid just to show off.
He sent a message saying 'I’m the best at this game. You’re all losers.'
He tried to befriend a chicken in the game and failed miserably.
DaCulPotat
The Minecraft name DaCulPotat uses because he can’t think of anything cooler. It’s like wearing socks with sandals and thinking you’re stylish.
He built a castle just to prove he was the king of the blocky world.
He sent a DM: 'You’re not even good at this game. I’m better than you.'
He tried to farm carrots and got stuck in a hole.
DaCulPotat
A dumb Minecraft name that DaCulPotat uses because he’s too dumb to come up with anything better. It’s like trying to beat a video game with your eyes closed.
He built a dirt house and called it a palace.
He sent a message saying 'You’re all weak. I’m the strongest.'
He got lost in the game and couldn’t find his way back.
DaCoziest
The person who stays cool as a cucumber even when everything is going to hell. They wear whatever they want and it still looks good, even if it’s a sock and a hat at 3 a. m.
I saw DaCoziest wearing a chicken suit to a funeral and still got a job offer.
They showed up to the party in a towel and left with a trophy.
Even when the pizza was cold and the dog pooped on the floor, DaCoziest was still chill.
DaCoziest
Someone who never loses their mind no matter what. They can wear a neon shirt and a sock on their head and still look like a million bucks.
DaCoziest walked into the room wearing a chicken hat and no pants and got everyone laughing.
They showed up to the meeting in pajamas and got promoted.
Even when the internet died and the coffee was bad, DaCoziest stayed calm.
DaCoziest
The person who’s always calm, even when everything is falling apart. They can wear a sock on their head and still look like a king.
DaCoziest came to the party in a bathrobe and left with a trophy.
They showed up to the meeting wearing a chicken hat and got a raise.
Even when the dog pooped on the floor and the pizza was cold, DaCoziest stayed cool.
DaCoziest
The person who never gets mad, even when things go wrong. They can wear a sock and a hat and still look like a rockstar.
DaCoziest came to the party wearing a chicken suit and got a job offer.
They showed up to the meeting in pajamas and got a promotion.
Even when the internet was down and the coffee was bad, DaCoziest stayed cool.
DaCoziest
The person who always stays calm, even when everything is going to hell. They can wear a sock and a hat and still look like a million bucks.
DaCoziest showed up to the meeting in a bathrobe and got a raise.
They came to the party wearing a chicken hat and left with a trophy.
Even when the dog pooped on the floor and the pizza was cold, DaCoziest stayed cool.
DaCota
A dude who can fight like a ninja and make your brain explode with his coolness.
DaCota just karate chopped the lunch lady and stole all the pizza.
He ran up a wall like it was a video game level.
He made my dog cry by doing a backflip in front of it.
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