DaCunto
A girl who can belt out a song like she’s been doing it since the dawn of time. She’s also the kind of person who will make you look bad just to shine brighter.
My DaCunto neighbor sings in the shower. I hear her every morning. I have a headache by noon.
That DaCunto just got a record deal. I got a job at McDonald’s because I couldn’t handle the embarrassment.
My DaCunto sister broke up with my brother. Now he’s crying in the closet.