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Do a damn Google search. Used when someone asks a stupid question that they could have answered by typing two words into a search engine. It’s like they’re too lazy to use a brain.
“Why is the sky blue?”, I did a dadgsearch and found out it’s because of a bunch of dumb scientists.”
“I asked why my phone broke and he said ‘Do a damn Google search’ like I was a toddler.”
“She asked why the pizza was cold. I said ‘Do a damn Google search’ and she cried.”
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dadge is when a snail or dog named Nitez or Oky Docky dodges a pokeball. It’s like watching a slow, stupid animal avoid something it shouldn’t care about.
“Nitez dodged the pokeball like it was a bullet and he was a superhero.”
“Oky Docky dodged the pokeball so hard it almost hit my face.”
“I watched Nitez dodge a pokeball for 30 minutes and I still don’t get it.”
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dadge is like a dad joke but worse. It’s when someone makes a bad pun and you want to throw something at them.
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”, That’s a dadge.”
“He told a joke about a cow and I walked out.”
“My dad told a joke about a sock and I nearly cried.”
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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