DaCoziest

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The person who stays cool as a cucumber even when everything is going to hell. They wear whatever they want and it still looks good, even if it’s a sock and a hat at 3 a. m.
I saw DaCoziest wearing a chicken suit to a funeral and still got a job offer.
They showed up to the party in a towel and left with a trophy.
Even when the pizza was cold and the dog pooped on the floor, DaCoziest was still chill.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Someone who never loses their mind no matter what. They can wear a neon shirt and a sock on their head and still look like a million bucks.
DaCoziest walked into the room wearing a chicken hat and no pants and got everyone laughing.
They showed up to the meeting in pajamas and got promoted.
Even when the internet died and the coffee was bad, DaCoziest stayed calm.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The person who’s always calm, even when everything is falling apart. They can wear a sock on their head and still look like a king.
DaCoziest came to the party in a bathrobe and left with a trophy.
They showed up to the meeting wearing a chicken hat and got a raise.
Even when the dog pooped on the floor and the pizza was cold, DaCoziest stayed cool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The person who never gets mad, even when things go wrong. They can wear a sock and a hat and still look like a rockstar.
DaCoziest came to the party wearing a chicken suit and got a job offer.
They showed up to the meeting in pajamas and got a promotion.
Even when the internet was down and the coffee was bad, DaCoziest stayed cool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The person who always stays calm, even when everything is going to hell. They can wear a sock and a hat and still look like a million bucks.
DaCoziest showed up to the meeting in a bathrobe and got a raise.
They came to the party wearing a chicken hat and left with a trophy.
Even when the dog pooped on the floor and the pizza was cold, DaCoziest stayed cool.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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