DaDeshyBaller

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A Bengali rich kid who thinks he's the best soccer player ever, even though he's just lucky.
He posted a video of him kicking a ball into a trash can and called it a masterpiece.
He bragged about his salary, but he still wears socks with holes in them.
He called the ref a 'dumbass' when he got a red card.
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A Bengali kid who plays soccer like it's a religion, but only because he wants to be famous.
He said he'd quit soccer if no one followed him on Instagram.
He cried in the locker room because his team lost, even though he didn't try.
He said he'd beat Messi if he had a better hairdo.
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A Bengali soccer player who's so full of himself, he thinks the ball bends around corners just to cheer him on.
He said the ball was jealous of him because he scored 10 goals in a row.
He told the coach to shut up because he was 'talking to the ball.'
He refused to play unless the crowd chanted his name.
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A Bengali kid who plays soccer with so much pride, he'd rather lose than look bad.
He walked off the field because he missed a simple pass.
He told the referee he was going to report him for 'bad vibes.'
He cried when his team won because he thought he was the only one who deserved it.
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A Bengali soccer player who thinks he's the best, even though he can't even tie his shoes properly.
He posted a video of him falling down and called it a 'masterpiece of failure.'
He said he'd win the World Cup if he had a better shoe laces.
He blamed the ball for missing a goal because it was 'too slow.'
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A Bengali kid who plays soccer like it's a battle, and he's the king of the whole damn field.
He said he'd beat the entire team if he had a better helmet.
He shouted at the ball like it was his enemy.
He refused to play unless he got a standing ovation before the game.
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