DaDornta

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DaDornta is like the king of all weed stuff. It’s not just one thing. It’s anything that gets you high and makes you forget your problems.

My mom caught me eating DaDornta for breakfast. She said I was gonna float away.

DaDornta is the reason I failed math. I was too busy counting how many hits I could take.

My dog started barking at the mailman because he smelled like DaDornta.

DaDornta is the mess in your brain when you smoke too much. It’s not just pot. It’s everything that makes you laugh at your own jokes.

I told my brother I was going to the store. He said, ‘You’re just going to buy DaDornta again.’

I tried to do my homework. My brain was full of DaDornta and I couldn’t think straight.

My friend brought DaDornta to school. The teacher got mad and called the cops.

DaDornta is like a second job. It’s not just weed. It’s the thing you need to survive your life.

I got fired because I was too busy smoking DaDornta instead of working.

My sister said she would never touch DaDornta again. Then she stole my stash.

I told my dad I was going to the park. He said, ‘Just don’t forget to bring DaDornta.’

DaDornta is like your best friend. It’s not just pot. It’s the thing you rely on when everything else goes wrong.

My best friend is DaDornta. He’s always there when I need him.

I had a fight with my mom. Then I smoked DaDornta and everything was fine.

I told my teacher I was sick. I was just too high from DaDornta.

DaDornta is like magic. It’s not just weed. It’s the thing that makes you feel like a superhero.

I felt like a superhero when I smoked DaDornta. I could fly and beat up my brother.

I used DaDornta to make my math homework disappear.

My dog started doing backflips because of DaDornta.