DaDangDang
A DaDangDang is a person who thinks being loud is the same as being smart. They’re the kind of people who try to sing in the shower and end up summoning demons. ‘Da dang dang’ is just their battle cry.
My brother’s a DaDangDang. He tried to start a fire with a banana peel and a curse.
My mom’s a DaDangDang. She thinks a vacuum cleaner is a spaceship.
My dog’s a DaDangDang. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to die.