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A'Varius
This guy is the real deal. He don’t need no fancy talk. He just hits you with a butt clap so hard, it feels like you got hit by a truck. He’s short, but he’s got the confidence of a giant.
He just walked up to me and said 'What’s up?' and then I got a butt slap that made me fall over.
He was short, but his butt slap was so strong, I thought I was in a fight.
He didn’t even look at me, just slapped my butt and said 'See ya later, fool.'
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A'Vajah
A hot young lady who talks way too much and acts like a fool. She’s your best friend and won’t let you down. She’s the one you tell your deepest secrets to, even if she forgets them by tomorrow.
A'Vajah: 'You think I don’t know you’re mad at me? I can see it in your face!' (She’s not mad. She’s just hyper.)
A'Vajah texted me at 2 AM: 'I’m still up because I’m thinking about you. Also, I ate a whole pizza.'
A'Vajah’s laugh is so loud, the whole block heard it. She doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Vajah
A young lady who looks like a goddess but acts like a maniac. She’s the type of friend who’ll stick by you even when you’re being a total idiot. You can tell her anything, even if she’ll repeat it to everyone.
A'Vajah: 'You failed a test? That’s not even a problem! I failed three tests last week!'
A'Vajah showed up at my house in pajamas at 10 AM. 'I had to wake up for this!' she said. I didn’t even know what she was talking about.
A'Vajah cried at a dog commercial. I didn’t cry. I just laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Vajah
A hot girl who talks nonstop and is completely nuts. She’s the friend who’ll never leave you hanging. You can tell her your most embarrassing secrets, and she’ll laugh at you until you cry.
A'Vajah: 'You think you’re the only one who’s ever been embarrassed? I once wore socks to school as a hat!'
A'Vajah texted me at 3 AM: 'I’m still up because I was thinking about you. Also, I ate a whole cake.'
A'Vajah’s laugh is so loud, the neighbor called the cops. She didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tuin
A giant, smelly, star-frying turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants riding it like it’s a hot potato. No one knows if it’s a he, a she, or just a very confused shell.
My teacher said I was as dumb as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin knows where it’s going.’
My dog thinks A'Tuin is a giant cheeseburger. He’s been trying to eat it for weeks.
I told my mom I wanted to be A'Tuin when I grew up. She said, ‘You’d be the elephant, not the turtle.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tuin
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its back. It’s got four elephants like bodyguards. It doesn’t even know its own gender. Probably because it’s too busy napping.
My math teacher said I was as slow as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do math.’
I dream about being A'Tuin. I just want to take a nap and forget everything.
My brother said A'Tuin is a turtle. I said, ‘You’re a turtle. I’m a god.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tuin
A giant, smelly, star-powered turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants as its personal chauffeurs. No one knows if it’s a guy, a girl, or just a very confused shell.
My friend said A'Tuin is the best turtle ever. I said, ‘It’s the only one with elephants on its back.’
I drew A'Tuin in art class. My teacher said it looked like a soggy pizza with elephants on it.
I told my dad I wanted to be A'Tuin. He said, ‘You’d be the elephant. I’d be the turtle.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tuin
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its shell. It’s got four elephants as its personal drivers. No one knows what it is. Probably because it doesn’t care.
My teacher said A'Tuin is the laziest turtle in the galaxy. I said, ‘At least I’m not the elephant.’
I think A'Tuin is just a giant, smelly turtle that forgot how to swim.
I told my brother A'Tuin is the best. He said, ‘You’re just tired of walking.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tuin
A giant, smelly, star-frying turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants like bodyguards. No one knows what it is. Probably because it’s too busy eating stars.
My math teacher said I was as dumb as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do algebra.’
I dream about being A'Tuin. I just want to eat stars and take naps.
My friend said A'Tuin is the best turtle. I said, ‘It’s the only one with elephants on its back.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tuin
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its back. It’s got four elephants as its personal drivers. No one knows what it is. Probably because it’s too busy being a giant, smelly, star-eating shell.
My teacher said I was as slow as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do homework.’
I drew A'Tuin in art class. My teacher said it looked like a giant, smelly pizza with elephants on it.
I told my mom I wanted to be A'Tuin when I grew up. She said, ‘You’d be the elephant. I’d be the turtle.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Treiel
a guy so legendary he could make a god cry
My homie A'Treiel is so legendary, even Zeus asked for his autograph.
A'Treiel walked into a room, and the ceiling collapsed from the vibes.
I saw A'Treiel in the lobby, and I immediately ran out of the building.
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A'Treiel
a guy so epic, he could beat a dragon with one hand
A'Treiel showed up, and the dragon ran away screaming like a little girl.
I bet A'Treiel could beat a dragon in a rap battle and win.
A'Treiel walked into the dragon's lair and said, 'You're fired.'
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A'Treiel
a guy so good, he could make a superhero look bad
A'Treiel came in, and Superman had to take a break.
I saw A'Treiel fight Batman, and Batman got beaten up like a chicken.
Even Spider-Man asked A'Treiel for help with his homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Treiel
a guy so legendary, he could make a villain cry in the middle of a bank robbery
A'Treiel walked into the bank, and the robber dropped the gun and started sobbing.
The villain was about to steal the cash, but A'Treiel showed up and said, 'You're fired.'
A'Treiel walked into the bank and made the robber cry like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Treiel
a guy so epic, he could beat a bear with his bare hands
A'Treiel fought a bear, and the bear ran away like it was late for work.
I saw A'Treiel punch a bear, and the bear got a black eye.
A'Treiel walked into the woods, and the bear dropped the berries and ran away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Treiel
a guy so good, he could make a teacher cry in the middle of a test
A'Treiel took the test, and the teacher cried because he got every question right.
The teacher was about to fail the class, but A'Treiel showed up and aced the test.
A'Treiel walked into the classroom, and the teacher started crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tomkins
A person who would rather die than switch to a smart phone. They’d rather hold on to their ancient phone like it’s the last piece of bread in the world. They don’t know what an app is and don’t care. They’d take a photo with a camera taped to their phone instead of upgrading.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I’d rather use my phone from 2005 than touch that fancy new one. It’s got more soul.’
DM: ‘I bought a smart phone, then I sold it. Why? Because it was too fancy for me.’
Text from a friend: ‘You still using that brick? It’s got more ringtones than my whole family.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tomkins
They’d rather keep their old phone and die in the process. Even if it breaks, they’d buy the same one again. They think apps are magic and don’t want anything to do with them. They’d take a selfie with a camera attached to their phone instead of using a smart one.
@A_Tomkins: ‘This phone has more ringtones than my life. I’m not switching.’
DM: ‘I dropped my phone, but I bought the same one again. It’s like a family heirloom.’
Text: ‘You think I’d use that fancy new phone? I’d rather use my phone from the Stone Age.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tomkins
They’re the kind of person who would rather use a phone from 2003 than upgrade. They don’t even know what an app is. They’re scared of the new phone. They’d take a photo with a camera attached to their phone instead of using a smart one. They’d rather die than touch a new phone.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I still use my 2003 phone. It’s got more ringtones than my whole life.’
Text: ‘I got a smart phone, then I sold it. I’m not ready for the future.’
DM: ‘You think I’d use that fancy new phone? I’d rather use my brick of a phone.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A'Tomkins
They won’t upgrade their phone no matter what. Even if it breaks, they’ll buy the same one again. They don’t understand apps, and they don’t want to. They’d take a photo with a camera taped to their phone instead of using a smart one. They’re the kind of person who would rather die than touch a new phone.
@A_Tomkins: ‘I still use my phone from 2010. It’s got more ringtones than my whole life.’
DM: ‘I got a smart phone, then I sold it. I don’t need no fancy tech.’
Text: ‘You think I’d use that new phone? I’d rather use my brick than touch that fancy one.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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