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A straight faggot
A man who is so weak and useless he can't even make his wife happy. He's a straight faggot.
My dad can't even satisfy my mom. He's a straight faggot.
He can't even finish a pizza. He's a straight faggot.
He can't even stand up after a fight. He's a straight faggot.
A straight faggot
A guy who thinks he's straight but is actually gay and wears tight jeans like he's trying to show off his nuts.
He wears tight jeans every day like he's trying to show off his nuts. He's a straight faggot.
He pretends to be straight but flirts with every guy. He's a straight faggot.
He's so metrosexual, he even wears make-up. He's a straight faggot.
A straight faggot
A straight guy who secretly likes men and acts like he's not. He's a straight faggot.
He likes men but acts like he doesn't. He's a straight faggot.
He tried to flirt with me in the office. He's a straight faggot.
He's straight but still likes men. He's a straight faggot.
A storch in time saves nine
A storch in time saves nine is like wearing a helmet when you're about to get hit by a truck.
I saw the cops coming and ducked behind a bush. A storch in time saves nine.
He had a condom on when the whole class got sick. Smart move.
She put on sunscreen before the sun came out. Classic storch in time saves nine.
A storch in time saves nine
A storch in time saves nine means you're so ahead of the mess you might as well be in a different dimension.
He had a backup plan before the first plan even failed. A storch in time saves nine.
She brought a snack to the party and no one else did. Total legend.
He checked the weather before leaving the house. A storch in time saves nine.
A storch in time saves nine
A storch in time saves nine is like having a shield when the enemy is still getting their sword.
He had a backup backup before the first one failed. A storch in time saves nine.
She packed extra clothes for the trip. Who knew it would rain twice?
He had a plan inside a plan. A storch in time saves nine.
A storch in time saves nine
A storch in time saves nine means you're so ready you might as well be the future.
He had a map before the GPS broke. A storch in time saves nine.
She had a snack and a drink before the party even started. Total pro.
He had a plan before the plan even had a plan. A storch in time saves nine.
A storch in time saves nine
A storch in time saves nine is like having a safety net when the sky is still blue.
She brought a towel to the beach even though it was sunny. A storch in time saves nine.
He had a second phone before the first one died. Smart move.
He had a plan before the mess even started. A storch in time saves nine.
A storch in time saves nine
A storch in time saves nine means you're so prepared you might as well be from the future.
He had a backup plan before the first one even went wrong. A storch in time saves nine.
She had a snack before the snack even became a thing. Total legend.
He had a plan before the mess even started. A storch in time saves nine.
A stoog
A stoog is a doofus who does all the gross jobs and gets laughed at like a clumsy jester.
My stoog had to eat a whole pie for the boss's birthday. It was a disaster.
The stoog got stuck in the ceiling fan. It was the worst.
My stoog tried to fix the printer and made it explode. Classic.
A stoog
The Stooges were a loud, wild band that started punk rock, and Iggy Pop was the crazy leader who made everyone go nuts.
The Stooges played so loud my ears bled. It was amazing.
Iggy Pop was like a wild animal on stage. He was crazy.
The Stooges inspired all the punk bands. They were the best.
A stoog
To be a stoog means you get taken advantage of and end up looking like an idiot.
My stoog got tricked into wearing a chicken suit. He looked ridiculous.
She was a stoog and got stuck in a cake. It was a disaster.
He was a stoog and got locked in the freezer. He was frozen.
A stoog
A stoog is someone who hurts themselves in a messy, ridiculous way that makes everyone laugh.
He tripped into a cake and got covered in frosting. It was gross.
She tried to climb a wall and fell into a pool. It was hilarious.
He tried to juggle knives and got stabbed. He was a mess.
A stoog
The Stooges were the start of punk rock, and their music was loud, wild, and full of energy.
The Stooges were the first punk band. They were loud and wild.
Their music had no rules. It was punk perfection.
Iggy Pop was the best frontman ever. He was a legend.
A stoog
The Stooges were a kickass punk band that inspired everyone from Jello Biafra to the Ramones.
The Stooges were so good they inspired the Ramones. They were awesome.
Jello Biafra said they were one of his first punk influences. They were legendary.
They were the best punk band ever. No one could beat them.
A stoog
The Stooges were a wild band that helped make punk rock famous and started it all with Iggy Pop.
They were the wild band that started punk rock. They were amazing.
Iggy Pop was the wild frontman who made everyone love punk.
The Stooges inspired all the punk bands. They were the best.
A sto brate sta ti je
A sto brate sta ti je is what a Serbian TikTok guy yells when he’s mad and his stream is going bad. It means ‘what the hell is going on’ but with way more swearing.
A sto brate sta ti je?! My follower count just dropped by 100!
A sto brate sta ti je? My cat just ate my phone.
A sto brate sta ti je! My stream is lagging and my follower count is crashing.
A sto brate sta ti je
A sto brate sta ti je is a Serbian swear phrase that means ‘what the hell is happening’ and is used when everything is going wrong and you’re too tired to care.
A sto brate sta ti je! My Wi-Fi just died and my stream is buffering.
A sto brate sta ti je! My follower count is down and my dog just ate my mic.
A sto brate sta ti je! My voice is gone and my cat is screaming at me.
A sto brate sta ti je
A sto brate sta ti je is the Serbian way of saying ‘what the hell is going on’ and it’s usually said when someone’s stream is crashing and they’re too mad to think straight.
A sto brate sta ti je! My stream just crashed and my followers are gone.
A sto brate sta ti je! My cat is on my laptop and my voice is gone.
A sto brate sta ti je! My Wi-Fi is dead and my follower count is down.
A sticky wiki
A sticky wiki is when a girl with no life hits you for no reason and then acts like she’s the queen of the universe because she saw a stupid yellow car that vanished before your eyes
She hit me in the lunchroom because she saw a yellow car, but it was gone before I blinked
She punched me during math class and said the car was green, not yellow
She yelled at me in the hallway and called me a loser for not seeing the yellow car
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