A straight faggot

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A guy who is straight but acts like a faggot just to make everyone else feel worse.

My boss is a straight faggot. He talks about his girlfriend like she's a side dish.

At the office party, he was dancing to a gay song and nobody could look at him.

He called me a faggot for not liking pizza. I'm straight, but I hate pizza.

A brainless straight guy who you have to deal with daily and taps out every time like he's on a mission.

My coworker is a straight faggot. He taps out every time I say something smart.

He taps out like he's going to war every time I come into the break room.

He taps out so much, I think he's trying to get a medal.

Straight guys who go to gay bars to feel cool and pretend they're not straight.

My uncle goes to gay bars just to look cool. He's a straight faggot.

He walked into a gay bar like he owned it. He's a straight faggot.

He tried to flirt with every guy there. He's a straight faggot.

A man who is so weak and useless he can't even make his wife happy. He's a straight faggot.

My dad can't even satisfy my mom. He's a straight faggot.

He can't even finish a pizza. He's a straight faggot.

He can't even stand up after a fight. He's a straight faggot.

A guy who thinks he's straight but is actually gay and wears tight jeans like he's trying to show off his nuts.

He wears tight jeans every day like he's trying to show off his nuts. He's a straight faggot.

He pretends to be straight but flirts with every guy. He's a straight faggot.

He's so metrosexual, he even wears make-up. He's a straight faggot.

A straight guy who secretly likes men and acts like he's not. He's a straight faggot.

He likes men but acts like he doesn't. He's a straight faggot.

He tried to flirt with me in the office. He's a straight faggot.

He's straight but still likes men. He's a straight faggot.