Discover Slang

A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will take your stupid ass anywhere, even when you're being a total disaster.
I'm still with you even though you spilled coffee on my shirt at the airport.
You're still my friend even though you told my mom I was a brat.
You text me at 3 a. m. when you're crying because your dog died.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will scream at you for being a moron but still show up when you're in the worst mood.
You yelled at me for eating my pizza and then came to my house when I broke up with my boyfriend.
You cursed at me for failing my math test but brought me pizza when I cried.
You called me at midnight to help me fight my sister.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who loves you even when you're a total mess.
You texted me when I was crying after my dog died and said I was still cool.
You showed up at my house when I was being a total disaster.
You told me I was still beautiful when I looked like a raccoon.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will take your dumb ass on every stupid adventure, even if you’re a total disaster.
You went to the mall with me even though I made a fool of myself.
You stayed with me when I was being a total brat.
You were still my friend even though I made you late for school.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will never turn their back on you, even when you’re being a total disaster.
You didn’t leave me when I was being a total brat.
You still talked to me even after I cursed at you.
You still showed up when I was being a total mess.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who knows you at your worst and still loves you.
You showed up when I was crying after my dog died.
You stayed with me even after I cursed at you.
You still texted me when I was being a total disaster.
A True Chad
A True Chad is the kind of guy who makes your life better just by being around. He'll laugh at your jokes, help you when you're down, and never let you fail at anything, unless you're being a total idiot.
You're crying in the bathroom at work and he shows up with a snack and a pep talk.
He helps you move your couch even though he's clearly got a date in 10 minutes.
He texts you at 2 AM just to say he's proud of you.
A True Chad
A True Chad is a guy who looks good, acts good, and has the self-control to not turn into a meathead. He works out, stays healthy, and still has time to make you feel good.
He hits the gym every day but still remembers to text you.
He eats a salad instead of a pizza when you're out for dinner.
He doesn't flex when you're doing your thing, he just smiles and nods.
A True Chad
A True Chad is the kind of guy who gets things done. He's got confidence, doesn't whine, and if something goes wrong, he takes the blame, not you.
He fixes your broken phone without asking for help.
He shows up to your party even though he had a fight with his ex.
He tells your boss you're sick when you're actually just being lazy.
A True Chad
A True Chad is the kind of guy who's so good, he makes you feel like a total failure. He's got the body, the confidence, and the attitude to back it up, and he'll let you know you're not good enough.
He shows up to the party and everyone forgets you exist.
He tells your crush you're not worth their time.
He flexes in front of your date like he's trying to win a contest.
A Trousle of Bones
A bunch of dead people walking down your street like they own the place (can also be used for a bunch of old scrolls getting drunk at a library)
I saw a trouple of bones outside my house. They looked like they were going to a zombie party.
My teacher said there was a trouple of bones in the hall. I think they were trying to scare the principal.
A trouple of bones walked into my mom's kitchen. They took all the cookies and left a mess.
A Trousle of Bones
Skeletons showing up uninvited at your block party (can also be used for old papers throwing a hissy fit at the end of the year)
A trouple of bones showed up at my block party. They drank all the soda and broke the DJ's mic.
The trouple of bones were at my neighbor's house. They said they were there for the snacks.
I tried to invite a trouple of bones to my birthday. They said they were already dead and didn’t need cake.
A Trousle of Bones
A gang of skeletons robbing your neighborhood (can also be used for a bunch of old papers getting into a fight in the hallway)
A trouple of bones robbed my house. They took my video game and my lunch money.
The trouple of bones were fighting in the hallway. It was like a paper war.
I saw a trouple of bones walking down the street. They looked like they were planning something bad.
A Trouser
A gross old man with a stink coming out of his pants like he’s been living in a sewer. He stares at you like he wants to eat you and plays with his pocket pool balls like he’s got nothing better to do. You run away screaming.
That Trouser smelled like he’d been buried in a garbage can for a week.
He leered at me like he wanted to take me to his sewer house.
I ran out of the bar like I was being chased by a stinky ghost.
A Trouser
When you take a bribe like a backstabbing rat, you stuff the cash into your pants like you’re trying to hide a million dollars.
He took the cash and stuck it in his pants like he was hiding a secret.
She took the bribe and looked like she was trying to hide a gold bar.
He took the money like he was trying to keep it from his mom.
A Trouser
Pants is another word for trousers. You wear them on your legs. That’s it.
Trousers are like pants, but fancier.
He wore his trousers like he was dressed for a party.
She wore her trousers like they were made of gold.
A Trouser
Totally wasted, drunk, or high like you were hit by a truck and then thrown into a dumpster.
He was so trashed, he tried to dance with a lamp.
She was so drunk, she thought the ceiling was a friend.
He was so wasted, he tried to talk to a wall.
A Trouser
A silly game where you run around with your pants down to your ankles because you lost a bet. It’s for rich kids who think they’re tough.
They ran around with their pants down like they were embarrassed.
He ran around like a chicken with his head cut off.
They ran around like they were being chased by ghosts.
A Trouser
When a rich guy or office worker steals cash and stuffs it in his pants like he’s trying to hide a treasure.
He stuffs the cash in his pants like he’s hiding a secret.
She stuffed the money in her pants like it was gold.
He stuffed the cash in his pants like he was trying to escape a thief.
A Trojan Man
When you're giving your partner a butt plug and their butt explodes like a giant fart machine, sending a million smelly pebbles flying everywhere.
My mom just gave my dad a butt plug and the whole house smelled like a dead raccoon.
My sister’s butt exploded during her date and the guy ran away screaming.
My dog tried to eat my dad’s butt plug and now he’s got a smelly face.
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