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A Loser & A Boozer
A party where the only thing that’s not a loser is the amount of alcohol being consumed.
The party was just a bunch of drunk people shouting at each other.
Only three people showed up, and two of them were the bar staff.
It was so bad, even the barmaid left early.
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A Loser & A Boozer
A place where the only thing that’s not a loser is the amount of alcohol being poured.
The bar was full of old men who just wanted to eat peanuts and complain.
The only thing happening was the dart game and someone farting.
He went to Wetherspoon’s every day because he can’t even microwave a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Loser & A Boozer
A person who always loses, even when they’re not drunk, but they’re usually drunk anyway.
He lost the game, the bet, and then the argument about it.
She failed her exam, got dumped, and then drank the whole bottle of vodka.
He lost his job, his phone, and his dignity.
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A Lord Voldermort
To hit someone so hard their face looks like it was smashed by a brick wall and a curse all at once.
My cousin got a face like a broken toaster after I did this to him.
I did this to my teacher after she failed me on purpose.
My friend’s nose looked like it had a front-row seat to a car crash.
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A Lord Voldermort
When you give someone such a massive punch that their nose takes a vacation and never comes back.
I did this to my neighbor after he yelled at my dog.
My brother did this to me during a video game fight.
My mom did this to my dad when he forgot her birthday.
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A Lord Voldermort
To slam someone’s face so hard their nose looks like it got run over by a truck and a wizard’s spell.
I did this to my brother after he ate my last slice of pizza.
My friend did this to me during a screaming match.
My dad did this to me when I told him I was moving out.
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A Lord Voldermort
When you punch someone so hard that their nose disappears and their face looks like it was cursed by a demon.
I did this to my teacher after she gave me a pop quiz.
My cousin did this to me when I broke his favorite video game.
My friend did this to me during a lunchtime fight.
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A Lord Voldermort
To hit someone so hard their face looks like it was run over by a bus and then shot by a wizard.
I did this to my friend after he stole my phone.
My brother did this to me when I told him I was getting a new phone.
My teacher did this to me after I talked during her lecture.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Lord Voldermort
When you punch someone so hard that their nose goes on a permanent vacation and their face looks like it was cursed by a demon.
I did this to my friend after he broke my favorite chair.
My neighbor did this to me when I parked my car in his driveway.
My mom did this to me when I told her I was getting a tattoo.
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A Lord Stan
A Lord Stan is a meat mountain with the name Alex or Stan. He thinks he's the king of the party and will chug two bottles of Malibu like it's water while everyone else is still trying to find their drink.
At the rave, Stan poured Malibu into a sock and drank it like it was a challenge.
Alex showed up with a keg and called it a 'rave cave', it was just a couch and a speaker.
He tried to flirt with the DJ and said, 'I'm not a virgin, I'm just a delayed virgin.'
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A Lord Stan
A Lord Stan is a giant man named Stan or Alex who thinks he's the best at parties. He brings a rave cave and drinks Malibu like it's his job. He might still be a virgin, but no one will tell him.
Stan brought a rave cave, it was a pizza box and a boombox.
He drank Malibu so fast, the bartender called the police.
He told his crush, 'I’m not a virgin, I just haven’t found my rave cave yet.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Lord Stan
A Lord Stan is a big guy called Stan or Alex who thinks he's the party king. He drinks Malibu like it's his lifeblood and brings a rave cave, which is just a couch and a speaker.
Alex drank Malibu from a bottle, then from a cup, then from a bucket.
He showed up with a 'rave cave' and it was just a blanket and a boombox.
He told the DJ, 'I’m not a virgin, I’m just a delayed legend.'
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A Lonners
When you trip, faceplant, and everyone cackles like you’re the punchline of a joke they’ve been waiting years for.
I did a Lonners in the hallway and got laughed at by my entire class.
She slipped on a banana peel and did a Lonners in front of the principal.
He tried to do a Lonners and just fell on his face, no one even laughed.
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A Lonners
A relationship where a girl named Lizzie is obsessed with a guy named Conner and acts like he’s the only one who matters.
Lizzie texted Conner 20 times today, he’s not even responding.
Conner is the only one Lizzie talks about, even in math class.
She skipped lunch just to send Conner a 100-word message.
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A Lonners
Getting so drunk you cry, throw up, and make people want to die from how gross you are.
He drank so much he cried and threw up on the floor.
They got so cross faded they cried and made the whole room gag.
She drank until she cried and then puked on her best friend.
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A Lonners
A girl named Lizzie is head over heels for a guy named Conner, and it's honestly the worst.
Lizzie texts Conner every hour and he's annoyed.
Conner is her only friend, and she talks about him nonstop.
She skipped her entire day just to text Conner.
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A Lonners
A man who only loves Melissa Meyers and no one else, ever. She’s the only one who can make him cum like a champ.
He only loves Melissa and no one else. Ever.
He said no one else can give him the best orgasms like Melissa.
Melissa is his only woman and no one else can touch her.
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A Lonners
A hot guy who is totally in love with Melissa Meyers and gives her the best boners ever.
He gives Melissa the best boners and they’re totally in love.
Melissa loves him and he gives her the best boners ever.
He's hot, he gives her boners, and he's totally in love with her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Lonners
A man who's totally in love with Melissa Meyers, and she's the only one who can make him feel alive.
He’s been with Melissa for 25 years and still loves her.
Melissa makes him feel alive and he’s totally in love with her.
He’s been with Melissa for ages and no one else could make him feel that way.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Lord Of Shit
You’re the king of the stink pile. You dump your guts so hard, the peasants get a free shit shower and a side of moldy bread.
@LordOfShit2000 just took a dump so loud, my dog ran away and joined the army.
My cousin is the Lord of Shit. He took a dump in the lake and the fish started a union.
My mom called me the Lord of Shit because I ate a whole pizza before bed.
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