A Lord Of Shit
You’re the king of the stink pile. You dump your guts so hard, the peasants get a free shit shower and a side of moldy bread.
@LordOfShit2000 just took a dump so loud, my dog ran away and joined the army.
My cousin is the Lord of Shit. He took a dump in the lake and the fish started a union.
My mom called me the Lord of Shit because I ate a whole pizza before bed.