Discover Slang

A Bogdan
A guy who’s too pretty to be real and will take you to fancy places instead of kebab.
He said he’d take you to a fancy restaurant and then cried when the bill came.
He asked you to pick a movie and then said 'no human centipede' like it was a rule.
He said he was going to cuddle and then fell asleep 5 minutes in.
A Boeinging 747 Boi
A plane that's so happy it might start doing cartwheels
That 747 is flying like it just got a gold star
The Boeing 747 is grinning so wide it looks like it's about to explode
This plane is so happy it’s probably going to land on a pizza
A Boeinging 747 Boi
A Boeing 747 that’s got more joy than a kid on Christmas morning
That 747 is flying like it just won the lottery
This plane is so happy it’s probably going to yell 'I’m free!' at the clouds
The Boeing 747 is smiling so hard it’s probably going to fall out of the sky
A Boeinging 747 Boi
A plane so content it might just stop flying and start taking naps
This 747 is flying like it just got a raise and a sandwich
That Boeing 747 is so relaxed it’s probably going to drift off mid-flight
This plane is so happy it might just say 'I’m done' and go to sleep
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you lose your mind and yell at the sky like it owes you money
I saw him screaming at the clouds because his coffee was cold
She threw her phone at the wall because her ex didn’t text back
He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for giving the wrong toppings
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is like having a meltdown but with more swearing and less sense
He cussed the traffic for making him late to work
She yelled at the dog for eating her homework
He threw a chair because his game was lagging
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when your brain short circuits and you yell at everything
He screamed at the microwave for not popping his popcorn
She called her mom a donkey because she didn’t answer her phone
He yelled at the sky because his Wi-Fi died
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you get so mad you start talking to things that can’t talk back
He yelled at the fridge for not being cool enough
She cursed the printer for jamming her important document
He screamed at the sock that didn’t match
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you lose your brain and start screaming at the universe
He shouted at the moon for not shining bright enough
She yelled at the sun for waking her up too early
He cursed the stars for not aligning his luck
A Bod Tim
A Bod Tim is when you yell so loud that the neighbors think you’re being attacked
He screamed at the mailman for delivering the wrong letter
She yelled at the neighbor’s cat for knocking over her plants
He cussed the pizza guy for giving the wrong size
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is the dirtiest form of weed you can find. It's like OG kush but even more crumbly and more stank.
I just rolled a Bobby Johnson and my couch is now my new best friend.
My mom said I was eating dirt, but I said I was eating a Bobby Johnson.
My dog ran out of the house when I lit a Bobby Johnson.
A Bobby Johnson
When you're going full send, you're not just high, you're a Bobby Johnson in human form.
I started screaming at my math test like it was a Bobby Johnson.
I ate three tacos and said I was going full send, I was wrong.
My cousin said he was going full send, but he just fell asleep.
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is a person who shows up when you're in the shitter and saves your life with a single hit.
My Bobby Johnson showed up at the gas station and got me out of a bad situation.
I was about to cry, but my Bobby Johnson gave me a hit and I was good.
I had no money, but my Bobby Johnson paid for my pizza.
A Bobby Johnson
Calling someone a Bobby Johnson is like saying they're the dumbest person you've ever seen.
My teacher said I was a Bobby Johnson for drawing on the wall.
I called my brother a Bobby Johnson because he ate my lunch.
My friend said I was a Bobby Johnson for crying over a broken leg.
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is the weed you smoke when you're too high to think and too low to care.
I smoked a Bobby Johnson and forgot my own name.
I ate a whole pizza and said it was a Bobby Johnson.
I went to school and my teacher said I was high on a Bobby Johnson.
A Bobby Johnson
Pulling an Oj Bobby Johnson is like pulling out of a situation just as it gets good, you're a total coward.
I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson during the final game and lost.
I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson when my mom was about to yell at me.
I pulled an Oj Bobby Johnson during a math test and cried.
A Bobby Johnson
A Bobby Johnson is a drink so random it doesn’t even know what it is, like a drunk person’s thoughts.
I drank a Bobby Johnson and it tasted like my sister's hair.
My friend made a Bobby Johnson and it was blue.
I had a Bobby Johnson and it made me cry.
A Boba
A guy who’s been dating his girlfriend for years but still can’t get his head out of his ass to finish the job.
My ex said he’d been with me for 5 years but still couldn’t get to the endzone.
This guy’s been with his girlfriend for 7 years and still can’t finish what he started.
He’s been dating his girlfriend for 10 years and still can’t get it done.
A Boba
Those tiny, squishy balls that pop in your mouth when you drink boba. They’re like the boba version of a cockroach.
These tapioca balls are like cockroaches in my mouth.
I just chewed a tapioca ball and it felt like a cockroach was in my throat.
These balls are so squishy they feel like cockroaches in a bubble.
A Boba
A Korean word that means treasure, but in the U. S. it got taken over by boba balls and now it’s just a fancy word for boba.
Boba is just a fancy word for tapioca balls in the U. S.
Back in Korea, boba meant treasure, but now it's just a boba ball.
Boba used to mean treasure, now it just means boba.
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