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A Spec game

A game that turns your brain to mush because of anime girls and physics that don't make sense

I got a D on my math test because I was too busy saving my waifu

I cried when my waifu got sucked into a portal

I told my teacher I was going to marry a character from a game

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spears Moment

When your brain explodes because life just gave you the worst possible punch in the face.

My dog died. My job got cut. My ex just texted me a picture of her new dog wearing my old hat.

I failed my final exam and my mom yelled at me for eating too much pizza.

My car broke down, my phone died, and my cat stared at me like I was the worst human ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spears Moment

When your brain goes on strike because life is being a total piece of garbage.

I got fired, my dog ran away, and my neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn at 2 a. m.

My mom called me crying because my brother got into a fight with my uncle.

I got a bad grade, my cat hates me, and my phone kept ringing with my ex.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spears Moment

When your head feels like it’s about to pop because everything in your life is going wrong at the same time.

I failed my math test, my dog peed on my homework, and my mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s lunch.

My job got cut, my car broke down, and my ex texted me a selfie wearing my old shirt.

My phone died, my dog barked at me, and my mom called me crying again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spears Moment

When your brain short-circuits because life is giving you the worst possible day.

I got a bad grade, my dog peed on my chair, and my ex sent me a text saying she’s happy.

My job got cut, my car broke down, and my cat stared at me like I was the worst human ever.

I failed my test, my mom yelled at me, and my phone kept ringing with my ex.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spears Moment

When your brain gives up because life is being a total pain in the ass.

I got fired, my dog ran away, and my neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn too loud.

My mom called me crying because my brother got into a fight with my uncle.

I failed my test, my phone died, and my cat hated me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spears Moment

When your head feels like it’s going to explode because everything in your life is going wrong at once.

I got a bad grade, my dog peed on my homework, and my mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s lunch.

My job got cut, my car broke down, and my ex texted me a selfie wearing my old shirt.

I failed my test, my phone died, and my cat stared at me like I was the worst human ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Sparten mask

A Sparten mask is when you put your junk over someone’s face and yell ‘THIS IS SPARTEN’ like you’re the last man standing.

My cousin did this to my dog and it ran away screaming.

I put my boss’s face in my pants and said ‘THIS IS SPARTEN’ during a meeting.

My friend wore a Sparten mask at a party and nobody asked for a drink after that.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Sparten mask

A Sparten mask is when you cover someone’s face with your stuff and scream like you’re winning a war.

I used my mom’s face as a Sparten mask and she didn’t even laugh.

My brother covered his teacher’s face with his lunch and said ‘THIS IS SPARTEN’.

I did a Sparten mask on my math teacher and now I get extra credit.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Sparten mask

A Sparten mask is when you take someone’s face and use it as a trash can for your junk and yell like a maniac.

My dad did a Sparten mask on my uncle and the whole family laughed for hours.

I used my neighbor’s face as a Sparten mask and now he won’t let me borrow his lawn mower.

At the school talent show, I did a Sparten mask and got a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

When someone yells about a guy named Achilles who got crushed by feet after being born with hands and then laid in a trench so some woman could take over his job.

My cousin said that in the middle of a pizza fight.

I heard it from a guy who got fired for talking to a chair.

My mom yelled it at me when I spilled soup on her new shoes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

What I call humans who have boils so bad they look like they were hit by a truck.

He called me a boil-ridden loser during a game of Fortnite.

My teacher said I was a boil-ridden loser for not doing homework.

My brother called me a boil-ridden loser for eating my sandwich.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

What I call humans who sleep through prayers like they’re on a break.

He slept through the whole church service like it was a nap time.

My sister slept through my birthday party like she was dead.

I slept through my math test because I was too tired.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

What I call humans who know the whole Achilles thing and also have boils so bad they can’t stop thinking about them.

He knows the whole story and has boils on his face.

My friend knows the whole story and has boils on his legs.

My dad knows the whole story and has boils on his back.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

What I call humans who love silly letter codes and have boils so bad they look like they were hit by a bus.

He called me an acronym lover with boils on his face.

My brother called me an acronym lover with boils on his legs.

My teacher called me an acronym lover with boils on my arms.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

What I call humans who can’t stop thinking about boils and are probably going to die from them.

He has boils so bad he can’t stop thinking about them.

My sister has boils so bad she can’t stop thinking about them.

My neighbor has boils so bad he can’t stop thinking about them.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spartan's Prayer

What I call humans who are obsessed with boils and have no life because of them.

He’s obsessed with boils and has no life.

My friend is obsessed with boils and has no life.

My mom is obsessed with boils and has no life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spark Sequence

A Spark Sequence is when math goes to hell and variables start fighting each other like a bad break-up.

k said, 'I’m not your forever variable!'

r cried, 'I just wanted a simple equation!'

s laughed and said, 'You both are so last season.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spark Sequence

A Spark Sequence is like a math version of a group project where everyone is a pain in the ass.

a said, 'I’m not doing your part!'

p yelled, 'I didn’t sign up for this madness!'

r just walked out and left everyone confused.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Spark Sequence

A Spark Sequence is when numbers get so annoyed they start a math rebellion.

k screamed, 'I’m not your sidekick anymore!'

p threw a pencil at r and missed.

s just watched and said, 'This is the best part.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago