A Spears Moment

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When your brain explodes because life just gave you the worst possible punch in the face.
My dog died. My job got cut. My ex just texted me a picture of her new dog wearing my old hat.
I failed my final exam and my mom yelled at me for eating too much pizza.
My car broke down, my phone died, and my cat stared at me like I was the worst human ever.
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When your brain goes on strike because life is being a total piece of garbage.
I got fired, my dog ran away, and my neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn at 2 a. m.
My mom called me crying because my brother got into a fight with my uncle.
I got a bad grade, my cat hates me, and my phone kept ringing with my ex.
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When your head feels like it’s about to pop because everything in your life is going wrong at the same time.
I failed my math test, my dog peed on my homework, and my mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s lunch.
My job got cut, my car broke down, and my ex texted me a selfie wearing my old shirt.
My phone died, my dog barked at me, and my mom called me crying again.
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When your brain short-circuits because life is giving you the worst possible day.
I got a bad grade, my dog peed on my chair, and my ex sent me a text saying she’s happy.
My job got cut, my car broke down, and my cat stared at me like I was the worst human ever.
I failed my test, my mom yelled at me, and my phone kept ringing with my ex.
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When your brain gives up because life is being a total pain in the ass.
I got fired, my dog ran away, and my neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn too loud.
My mom called me crying because my brother got into a fight with my uncle.
I failed my test, my phone died, and my cat hated me.
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When your head feels like it’s going to explode because everything in your life is going wrong at once.
I got a bad grade, my dog peed on my homework, and my mom yelled at me for eating my brother’s lunch.
My job got cut, my car broke down, and my ex texted me a selfie wearing my old shirt.
I failed my test, my phone died, and my cat stared at me like I was the worst human ever.
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