A Spartan's Prayer

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When someone yells about a guy named Achilles who got crushed by feet after being born with hands and then laid in a trench so some woman could take over his job.
My cousin said that in the middle of a pizza fight.
I heard it from a guy who got fired for talking to a chair.
My mom yelled it at me when I spilled soup on her new shoes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What I call humans who have boils so bad they look like they were hit by a truck.
He called me a boil-ridden loser during a game of Fortnite.
My teacher said I was a boil-ridden loser for not doing homework.
My brother called me a boil-ridden loser for eating my sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What I call humans who sleep through prayers like they’re on a break.
He slept through the whole church service like it was a nap time.
My sister slept through my birthday party like she was dead.
I slept through my math test because I was too tired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What I call humans who know the whole Achilles thing and also have boils so bad they can’t stop thinking about them.
He knows the whole story and has boils on his face.
My friend knows the whole story and has boils on his legs.
My dad knows the whole story and has boils on his back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What I call humans who love silly letter codes and have boils so bad they look like they were hit by a bus.
He called me an acronym lover with boils on his face.
My brother called me an acronym lover with boils on his legs.
My teacher called me an acronym lover with boils on my arms.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What I call humans who can’t stop thinking about boils and are probably going to die from them.
He has boils so bad he can’t stop thinking about them.
My sister has boils so bad she can’t stop thinking about them.
My neighbor has boils so bad he can’t stop thinking about them.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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What I call humans who are obsessed with boils and have no life because of them.
He’s obsessed with boils and has no life.
My friend is obsessed with boils and has no life.
My mom is obsessed with boils and has no life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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