Discover Slang

A bitch in your ear
a woman who won’t stop talking to you about everything and nothing, and you’re too tired to tell her to shut up
'You didn’t even listen to my advice, and now you’re stuck.'
'You’re gonna be broke forever if you don’t start saving money.'
'You’re too busy being dumb to notice what’s going on.'
A bitch in your ear
a woman who thinks she’s the only one who knows what’s best for you, and she’ll tell you until you’re too tired to fight back
'You’re too dumb to know what’s good for you.'
'You should’ve known that already.'
'You’re gonna regret this later.'
A bitch and a half
A woman so mean and nasty that even the word 'bitch' feels like a compliment. She’s one person, but she acts like five.
My mom is a bitch and a half. She yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor, then told me I was gonna fail life.
My teacher is a bitch and a half. She took ten points from me for wearing socks with sandals.
My friend’s ex is a bitch and a half. She texted him every day for a year and still calls him 'honey'.
A bitch and a half
A person who is so annoying and ridiculous that you’re almost tempted to throw them out a window.
My cousin is a bitch and a half. He asked me for a loan, then said I was a ‘bad friend’ when I said no.
My boss is a bitch and a half. He makes me work weekends and still calls me ‘champ’.
My neighbor is a bitch and a half. She waters her plants at 2 a. m. and yells at the cat.
A bitch and a half
A woman who is always complaining, never happy, and makes your life a living hell just because she can.
My mom is a bitch and a half. She nagged me for two hours about my hair and still didn’t like it.
My sister is a bitch and a half. She made me clean my room before she would eat her cereal.
My friend’s mom is a bitch and a half. She told my friend she was ‘too messy to be a good friend’.
A bitch and a half
Something so bad that it’s like being yelled at by a giant, angry toddler who also smells like wet dog.
This math test is a bitch and a half. I failed it and now I have to do extra credit.
My job is a bitch and a half. I have to work 12 hours a day and still get paid like a kid.
This morning was a bitch and a half. I had to wake up at 6 a. m. and my coffee was cold.
A bitch and a half
Something so annoying that it makes you want to scream, throw things, and maybe even start a fight with your best friend.
This homework is a bitch and a half. I finished it and still didn’t get an A.
This traffic is a bitch and a half. I’ve been stuck for an hour and I’m late to work.
This week is a bitch and a half. I have tests, homework, and a soccer game all at once.
A bitch and a half
A really long time or a really far distance, like you’ve been walking for hours or running from a monster.
This walk is a bitch and a half. I’ve been walking for an hour and my feet are killing me.
This race is a bitch and a half. I’m running for miles and I still have five more laps.
This trip is a bitch and a half. I drove for six hours and I still have to go three more.
A bitch and a half
A girl or woman who is back-stabbing, mean, and has the worst attitude, like she’s been holding a grudge for years.
My friend is a bitch and a half. She said she was my best friend, then told everyone I was a ‘total loser’.
My teacher is a bitch and a half. She gave me a bad grade and said I was ‘too lazy to be smart’.
My cousin is a bitch and a half. She stole my snack and said I was ‘too greedy’.
A bitch called hope
A Blood for Blood song that sounds like a drunk cat trying to sing a lullaby to a dying raccoon
I heard that song and it felt like my ears were on fire
My mom played it and I had to punch her
That song is like my soul being dragged through a mud pit
A bitch called hope
A hand in poker that looks good at first, but it’s just a fancy way of losing money fast
I had that hand and it was like watching my money disappear
My friend played that and cried like a baby
That hand is worse than my math teacher
A bitch called hope
Any girl named Hope who is as annoying as a mosquito on a hot summer day
Hope is like my ex and my math teacher combined
I saw Hope and my brain shut down
That Hope girl is louder than my brother's car
A bitcc nigga
A guy who thinks he's the main attraction at a strip club
He tried to flirt with my cousin and called her a 'babe' like he's never seen a woman before.
He posted a selfie with a fake beard and said he was 'on a roll' with the ladies.
He called my mom a 'ho' just because she gave him a ride home.
A bitcc nigga
A man who thinks he's famous just because he has a phone
He took 20 selfies in one day and posted them all on Instagram.
He told my brother he was 'the talk of the town' because he got a text from a girl.
He asked my sister for a 'hot dog' and called it a date.
A bitcc nigga
A man who thinks he's the king of the block just because he has a nickname
He called himself 'King Chuck' and told everyone he ran the block.
He walked into a store and told the clerk he was 'the main man' and left without buying anything.
He called my uncle a 'chump' because he didn't know who he was.
A bit too strawberry
A girl who thinks fisting in a cafe is normal, Skypes with lesbians like it's a job, and hits on Iranian guys so hard she might as well be dating the president. She’s a full-time thundercunt with a side of drama.
Just got a DM from a girl who said she fisted a guy in a cafe and then Skyped a lesbian. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
She sent me a message saying she’s dating Ahmedinejad and I’m just here for the chaos.
She calls everyone a thundercunt and thinks it’s a compliment. I don’t know what’s worse.
A bit too strawberry
This girl’s obsession with fisting, Skyping lesbians, and Iranian men is so strong it’s like she’s been brainwashed by a cock. She’s the type of person who turns a normal day into a full-blown disaster.
She texted me saying she fisted a guy in a cafe and then Skyped a lesbian. I’m just here for the madness.
She told me she’s dating Ahmedinejad and I’m just here for the drama.
She called me a thundercunt and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
A bit off
Stupid nonsense that makes no sense and smells like old pizza.
Your story about the chicken that fought a dragon was a bit off.
Your excuse for missing class was a bit off.
Your mom's cooking is a bit off.
A bit off
Trying to be cool but failing so hard it hurts.
He tried to rap but it was a bit off.
She tried to be a magician but it was a bit off.
He tried to flirt but it was a bit off.
A bit of a cringel
When something is so dumb it makes your brain hurt
I tried to explain the math problem. My brain exploded.
She said the plot was 'a bit of a cringel.' I wanted to scream.
He tried to explain the game. It was like watching a cat try to cook.
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