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A girl who thinks fisting in a cafe is normal, Skypes with lesbians like it's a job, and hits on Iranian guys so hard she might as well be dating the president. She’s a full-time thundercunt with a side of drama.
Just got a DM from a girl who said she fisted a guy in a cafe and then Skyped a lesbian. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.
She sent me a message saying she’s dating Ahmedinejad and I’m just here for the chaos.
She calls everyone a thundercunt and thinks it’s a compliment. I don’t know what’s worse.
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This girl’s obsession with fisting, Skyping lesbians, and Iranian men is so strong it’s like she’s been brainwashed by a cock. She’s the type of person who turns a normal day into a full-blown disaster.
She texted me saying she fisted a guy in a cafe and then Skyped a lesbian. I’m just here for the madness.
She told me she’s dating Ahmedinejad and I’m just here for the drama.
She called me a thundercunt and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
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