A bitch and a half

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A woman so mean and nasty that even the word 'bitch' feels like a compliment. She’s one person, but she acts like five.

My mom is a bitch and a half. She yelled at me for spilling juice on the floor, then told me I was gonna fail life.

My teacher is a bitch and a half. She took ten points from me for wearing socks with sandals.

My friend’s ex is a bitch and a half. She texted him every day for a year and still calls him 'honey'.

A person who is so annoying and ridiculous that you’re almost tempted to throw them out a window.

My cousin is a bitch and a half. He asked me for a loan, then said I was a ‘bad friend’ when I said no.

My boss is a bitch and a half. He makes me work weekends and still calls me ‘champ’.

My neighbor is a bitch and a half. She waters her plants at 2 a. m. and yells at the cat.

A woman who is always complaining, never happy, and makes your life a living hell just because she can.

My mom is a bitch and a half. She nagged me for two hours about my hair and still didn’t like it.

My sister is a bitch and a half. She made me clean my room before she would eat her cereal.

My friend’s mom is a bitch and a half. She told my friend she was ‘too messy to be a good friend’.

Something so bad that it’s like being yelled at by a giant, angry toddler who also smells like wet dog.

This math test is a bitch and a half. I failed it and now I have to do extra credit.

My job is a bitch and a half. I have to work 12 hours a day and still get paid like a kid.

This morning was a bitch and a half. I had to wake up at 6 a. m. and my coffee was cold.

Something so annoying that it makes you want to scream, throw things, and maybe even start a fight with your best friend.

This homework is a bitch and a half. I finished it and still didn’t get an A.

This traffic is a bitch and a half. I’ve been stuck for an hour and I’m late to work.

This week is a bitch and a half. I have tests, homework, and a soccer game all at once.

A really long time or a really far distance, like you’ve been walking for hours or running from a monster.

This walk is a bitch and a half. I’ve been walking for an hour and my feet are killing me.

This race is a bitch and a half. I’m running for miles and I still have five more laps.

This trip is a bitch and a half. I drove for six hours and I still have to go three more.

A girl or woman who is back-stabbing, mean, and has the worst attitude, like she’s been holding a grudge for years.

My friend is a bitch and a half. She said she was my best friend, then told everyone I was a ‘total loser’.

My teacher is a bitch and a half. She gave me a bad grade and said I was ‘too lazy to be smart’.

My cousin is a bitch and a half. She stole my snack and said I was ‘too greedy’.