Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're giving your partner a butt plug and their butt explodes like a giant fart machine, sending a million smelly pebbles flying everywhere.

My mom just gave my dad a butt plug and the whole house smelled like a dead raccoon.

My sister’s butt exploded during her date and the guy ran away screaming.

My dog tried to eat my dad’s butt plug and now he’s got a smelly face.

2

A real American hero who would save the world if he had a chance, but instead he just eats pizza and watches cartoons.

My uncle is a real American hero who fights aliens in his sleep.

My dad is a hero who once saved a cat from a fire.

My brother is a hero who can eat a whole pizza in one sitting.

3

The only guy who can wear a banana suit and still get the ladies to follow him around like he’s some kind of fruit god.

My cousin wore a banana suit to school and the girls followed him everywhere.

My neighbor wears a banana suit and still gets a date every week.

My brother dressed up like a banana and the whole town came to see him.

4

The extra bubblegum you stick around your penis to make sure nothing goes wrong.

I put bubblegum around my penis before going to the beach.

My brother uses bubblegum to keep his penis safe from the ocean.

My dad stuck bubblegum around his penis and it turned into a jellyfish.

5

A stupid remake of a song that only a bunch of losers would ever listen to.

My friend made a remake of ‘Crank Dat’ and it’s the worst song ever.

My brother’s remake of ‘Crank Dat’ made me cry.

My mom’s remake of ‘Crank Dat’ is so bad it’s a crime.

6

The only person I would trust with my life, my secrets, and my last pizza.

My best friend once ate my last pizza and I forgave him.

My best friend saved me from a giant spider.

My best friend is the only one who knows my deepest secret.

7

The stupid mascot that runs around yelling and throwing things at people.

The mascot at Catalina High runs around throwing footballs at kids.

The mascot once chased my brother around the school.

The mascot is so loud it woke up the whole town.