A'Tuin

Current Trending
#Discworld#humor#turtles

5 views · Added 15d ago · 6 definitions

1
A giant, smelly, star-frying turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants riding it like it’s a hot potato. No one knows if it’s a he, a she, or just a very confused shell.
My teacher said I was as dumb as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin knows where it’s going.’
My dog thinks A'Tuin is a giant cheeseburger. He’s been trying to eat it for weeks.
I told my mom I wanted to be A'Tuin when I grew up. She said, ‘You’d be the elephant, not the turtle.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
2
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its back. It’s got four elephants like bodyguards. It doesn’t even know its own gender. Probably because it’s too busy napping.
My math teacher said I was as slow as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do math.’
I dream about being A'Tuin. I just want to take a nap and forget everything.
My brother said A'Tuin is a turtle. I said, ‘You’re a turtle. I’m a god.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
3
A giant, smelly, star-powered turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants as its personal chauffeurs. No one knows if it’s a guy, a girl, or just a very confused shell.
My friend said A'Tuin is the best turtle ever. I said, ‘It’s the only one with elephants on its back.’
I drew A'Tuin in art class. My teacher said it looked like a soggy pizza with elephants on it.
I told my dad I wanted to be A'Tuin. He said, ‘You’d be the elephant. I’d be the turtle.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
4
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its shell. It’s got four elephants as its personal drivers. No one knows what it is. Probably because it doesn’t care.
My teacher said A'Tuin is the laziest turtle in the galaxy. I said, ‘At least I’m not the elephant.’
I think A'Tuin is just a giant, smelly turtle that forgot how to swim.
I told my brother A'Tuin is the best. He said, ‘You’re just tired of walking.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
5
A giant, smelly, star-frying turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants like bodyguards. No one knows what it is. Probably because it’s too busy eating stars.
My math teacher said I was as dumb as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do algebra.’
I dream about being A'Tuin. I just want to eat stars and take naps.
My friend said A'Tuin is the best turtle. I said, ‘It’s the only one with elephants on its back.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
6
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its back. It’s got four elephants as its personal drivers. No one knows what it is. Probably because it’s too busy being a giant, smelly, star-eating shell.
My teacher said I was as slow as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do homework.’
I drew A'Tuin in art class. My teacher said it looked like a giant, smelly pizza with elephants on it.
I told my mom I wanted to be A'Tuin when I grew up. She said, ‘You’d be the elephant. I’d be the turtle.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
xs