A'Tuin
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its back. It’s got four elephants like bodyguards. It doesn’t even know its own gender. Probably because it’s too busy napping.
My math teacher said I was as slow as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do math.’
I dream about being A'Tuin. I just want to take a nap and forget everything.
My brother said A'Tuin is a turtle. I said, ‘You’re a turtle. I’m a god.’