A'Tuin
A star turtle so lazy it lets the whole world ride on its back. It’s got four elephants as its personal drivers. No one knows what it is. Probably because it’s too busy being a giant, smelly, star-eating shell.
My teacher said I was as slow as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do homework.’
I drew A'Tuin in art class. My teacher said it looked like a giant, smelly pizza with elephants on it.
I told my mom I wanted to be A'Tuin when I grew up. She said, ‘You’d be the elephant. I’d be the turtle.’