A'Tuin
A giant, smelly, star-frying turtle that the Discworld is stuck on. It’s got four elephants like bodyguards. No one knows what it is. Probably because it’s too busy eating stars.
My math teacher said I was as dumb as A'Tuin. I said, ‘At least A'Tuin doesn’t have to do algebra.’
I dream about being A'Tuin. I just want to eat stars and take naps.
My friend said A'Tuin is the best turtle. I said, ‘It’s the only one with elephants on its back.’