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When someone ties you up and tells you how bad you are at everything
B===D~~ is like being tied up and told you're the worst
He did B===D~~ to me and I cried like a baby
My mom did B===D~~ to me and I still haven't forgiven her
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b^.^d
When you blast music so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain explodes
I was doing B===D~~ and my ears were screaming
My friend did B===D~~ and his brain turned to jelly
I did B===D~~ and I still hear music in my sleep
b^.^d
A fancy way to say 'dick', like the thing you use to make your mom cry when you ask for more pizza.
Bro, that guy’s got a B===D the size of a pizza pie.
Why’d you fail the test? You got a B===D in math.
That B===D was so big, it blocked the sun.
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A pair of lazy journalists who only report what the government tells them, like they’re on the take and don’t care if the country burns down.
B===D is just a bunch of reporters who take money and shut up.
That B===D report was so fake, it made my dog laugh.
Why do they call it B===D? Because they’re both dumb and biased.
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A giant weiner that looks like it’s about to explode from all the jizz inside it, like a sausage that got caught in a meat grinder.
That B===D looked like it was going to burst any second.
He got a B===D so big, it scared the cat.
That B===D was so big, it had its own zip code.
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A face that goes up when you're happy, like when your mom gives you extra allowance and you don't have to do chores.
I saw a B===D on his face when he won the lottery.
That B===D made me want to high-five him.
She gave me a B===D when I aced the test.
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When one person ties another up and makes them feel like a total loser, like when your brother ties you up and makes you eat a whole cake.
He did B===D to me and I had to eat a whole cake.
That B===D was so bad, it made me cry.
She tied me up for B===D and I had to wear a hat.
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When you put a person in a situation where they have to suffer, like getting a tattoo without anesthesia and then being told you look like a chicken.
He did B===D to me and I got a tattoo that looks like a chicken.
That B===D was so bad, I had to take painkillers.
She tied me up for B===D and gave me a tattoo.
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When one person ties another up and forces them to do something stupid, like making you eat a whole pizza and then telling you you're ugly.
He did B===D to me and made me eat a whole pizza.
That B===D was so bad, it made me want to scream.
She tied me up for B===D and told me I was ugly.
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A text penis with text balls that looks like it’s about to burst from too much text junk
B====D: My morning coffee just got a second breakfast
B====D~~~: My mom’s face when she found out I failed math
B====D~~~(): My dog’s face when I told him I was leaving for college
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A fake news crew that lies so much they should get a medal for their bootlicking
B====D: The news said the president could bench-press a cow
B====D~~O: The news said the moon was made of cheese
one baller b====D: The news said the president could fly a spaceship with his toes
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A jizzming weiner that’s so full of cum it looks like it’s about to explode
B===D: My breakfast weiner when I saw my crush
B===D~~O: My dog’s weiner after he ate a whole pizza
the one baller b====D: My weiner after I ate a whole cake
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A thumbs-up smiley that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got a gold star
^.^ b: My teacher’s face when I aced the test
^.^ b: My dog’s face when he got a treat
^.^ b: My face when I found out I got a free pizza
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Bondage and Domination: A fancy way of saying you get tied up and humiliated like a weakling
Bondage and Domination: My face when my crush tied me up
Bondage and Domination: My dog’s face when he got tied up
Bondage and Domination: My brother’s face when I beat him at video games
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Bondage and Discipline: A fancy way of saying you get tied up and made to do push-ups until you die
Bondage and Discipline: My face when my coach made me do push-ups
Bondage and Discipline: My dog’s face when he got tied up and made to run
Bondage and Discipline: My brother’s face when I made him do 100 push-ups
B`
A letter that looks like a lowercase B but is way more important because it has no personality.
B is just a letter. Who needs it?
I don't even know why we're talking about B.
B is the weakest link in the alphabet.
B`
A place where people sleep and get breakfast, but the coffee is weak and the owner is a grumpy old man.
That B&B had toast so dry it could choke a camel.
I stayed at a B&B and the owner yelled at me for using the wrong fork.
The B&B had a dog that hated me more than my ex.
B`
How big your boobs are compared to your belly. Scientists are still confused and using mice to figure it out.
My BtBr is so bad I look like a deflated balloon.
He has a BtBr that makes me jealous.
Scientists say mice have better BtBr than humans.
B`
Short for bed and breakfast, but no one really cares what it stands for.
B is just a lazy way to say bed and breakfast.
I don't even remember what B stands for.
B is like the alphabet's version of a shortcut.
B`
A way to avoid getting pregnant by doing something that feels like getting stabbed in the backside.
We used B as birth control and it worked... kinda.
B is the only thing that keeps me from having a baby.
I’d rather get a tattoo than do B again.