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B is the letter you get when you're not good enough for an A but you're way better than a C
Yo B, you got a B on your test
B, why you mad you didn't get an A
B, you a B, deal with it
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B is the letter you use to call your friends, lovers, and sometimes even your enemies
Hey B, you my B
B, you my B, I swear
B, I called you B, and I mean it
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B is the Harlem way of saying you love your homies and cousins
B, you my B from way back
B, you my B, I know you
B, you my B, and I'm not lying
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B is someone you like but aren't dating yet, like a stepmom or a fake girlfriend
B, you my B, not my girlfriend
B, you my B, I like you
B, you my B, but I don't love you
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B is just the letter B, but in the hood it means bro or homie
B, you my B, not my bro
B, you my B, I know you
B, you my B, I swear
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B is the letter you use to call your best friend, your cousin, or the guy who always gives you free food
B, you my B, I know you
B, you my B, I love you
B, you my B, I swear
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B is someone you're tight with, like your friend's friend or the guy who always lends you money
B, you my B, I know you
B, you my B, I swear
B, you my B, I love you
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The fake initials lazy people use when their name starts with B and ends with S. It’s just a fancy way of saying they’re full of crap.
B$ is the reason I failed math class. B$ is why my mom calls me 'Bull-shit Billy'. B$ is why I got kicked out of the cafeteria.
My friend uses B$ because he thinks it sounds cool. He’s wrong. It sounds like a toddler’s excuse.
I got a B$ on my report card. My teacher said, 'I don’t know what that means, but it’s not good.'
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The letter B. But not just any B. It's the B that makes you want to punch the alphabet.
I saw the letter B and it stared back. I said, 'You're not welcome.'
My dog saw the letter B and started barking. I think he knows what it stands for.
The letter B walked into a bar and said, 'Why the long face?' The bartender said, 'I don’t know, but it's getting annoying.'
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A place where people sleep and eat breakfast. But only if you’re rich or you’re pretending to be rich.
I stayed at a B&B and it cost more than my mom’s car. I thought I was rich. I was wrong.
My grandma’s B&B is just her house. But she charges $50 for breakfast. That’s a scam.
I went to a B&B and the breakfast was just toast. I said, 'That’s not breakfast. That’s a disappointment.'
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The amount of boobs compared to the size of your belly. Scientists are still arguing about it, but I know mine is 3 to 1.
My boob to belly ratio is 2 to 1. My friend’s is 1 to 3. He’s a sad person.
I measured my boobs and my belly and I got 4 to 1. I think I’m a genius.
My mom says my boob to belly ratio is 10 to 1. I think she’s lying. I’m not that good.
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Short for bed and breakfast. But it’s also a fancy way of saying you’re a tourist and you don’t know where you are.
I stayed at a B&B and I still didn’t know where I was. I think I’m lost.
My friend said he was at a B&B. I said, 'You’re not lost. You’re just pretending.'
I asked the B&B if they had a map. They said, 'We don’t need one. We’re already confused.'
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A way of saying you don’t want kids. It’s just anal sex, but it’s also a little bit scary.
My dad said he used B$ because he didn’t want kids. I said, 'You’re a weird dad.'
My friend’s mom uses B$ because she doesn’t like babies. She says they’re loud and messy.
I tried B$ and it hurt. I said, 'That’s not a contraceptive. That’s a punishment.'
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A thumbs up. But not just any thumbs up. It’s the thumbs up that says, 'I’m happy, and I’m not going to let you forget it.'
I gave a thumbs up and my friend said, 'You’re too happy.'
My dog gave me a thumbs up. I said, 'You’re not supposed to do that.'
I saw a thumbs up and I said, 'You’re not just happy. You’re annoying.'
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B Ampersand is when you’re so dumb you think B and A make a word. Like a brain-dead toddler.
My cousin thought B& was a new type of pizza. I tried to explain it, but he just ordered extra cheese.
My teacher marked my test wrong because I wrote B& instead of B and. I’m not stupid, she is.
My dog ate my homework and I had to write B& on the front. It looked like a failed math test.
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Band is when four guys sing together in a barbershop like they’re trying to win a fight.
My uncle’s band tried to sing in my grandpa’s barber shop. It was like a musical war.
My friend’s band sang so loud, the barbers got distracted and gave me a bad haircut.
The band at the wedding sang so bad, the bride started crying and the groom ran away.
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B is like the letter B, but it’s so loud it sounds like a goat screaming.
My math teacher wrote a B on my paper and it looked like a goat had scribbled it in crayon.
The letter B on my report card was so big, it almost knocked me out.
I got a B on my test and my mom said, ‘That’s not good enough for me.’
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Bed & Breakfast is when your house is so small, it feels like a hotel for ants.
My grandma’s Bed & Breakfast has two rooms and one of them is a closet.
I stayed at a Bed & Breakfast and the breakfast was just toast and a banana.
The Bed & Breakfast was so tiny, my dog slept on the roof.
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Boob to Belly Ratio is when you measure how many boobs you have compared to your gut. It’s more important than your GPA.
My mom says her Boob to Belly Ratio is perfect because she has two boobs and one gut.
My dad’s Boob to Belly Ratio is like 0.5 because he has no boobs and a belly the size of a whale.
My Boob to Belly Ratio is 1 to 1, which is average, but I still feel like a failure.
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Bed and Breakfast is like Bed & Breakfast, but spelled out so everyone can understand it.
My teacher said Bed and Breakfast is the same as Bed & Breakfast, but it’s spelled out so little kids can read it.
My mom said I had to stay at a Bed and Breakfast because the B& was too confusing.
I wrote Bed and Breakfast on my paper and my teacher said, ‘Why didn’t you just write B&?’
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In the butt, no babies is when you use your butt as a birth control method. It’s not very effective, but it’s very weird.
My brother tried In the butt, no babies and it didn’t work. Now he has a baby brother.
My friend’s dad uses In the butt, no babies and still has seven kids.
I tried In the butt, no babies and now I have a rash and a baby.
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A sad face that shows someone is annoyed, thinks you're a total idiot, or just wants to yell 'You're fired!' at you.
My friend saw my math test and sent me a B(.
My mom texted me B( when I ate the last slice of pizza.
My dog gave me a B( when I tried to dress him in a tutu.
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A letter that looks like a b, but it's just there to confuse you and make your brain hurt.
My teacher wrote B( on my essay and I had no idea what it meant.
I saw B( on a sign and thought it was a secret code.
My friend said B( when I told him I failed algebra.
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A place where you sleep and eat breakfast, but the coffee is weak and the pancakes are burnt.
I stayed at a B( and the coffee tasted like old socks.
My cousin’s B( has a breakfast that makes you cry.
I went to a B( and the eggs were just a rumor.
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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. It’s a science thing. Scientists are still figuring it out. Probably because they’re distracted by mice.
My B2B is 10, but my brother’s is 2.
I told my friend my B2B is 5 and she called me a legend.
My B2B is 3, but I’m still not a legend.
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Short for 'bed and breakfast.' It's just a fancy way to say 'sleep and eat.'
I stayed at a B& B and it was just a fancy way to say 'sleep and eat.'
My grandma's B& B is just a fancy way to say 'sleep and eat.'
My friend called it B& B and I was confused.
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A phrase that means you're having anal sex instead of using a condom. It’s not a great plan, but it’s better than getting pregnant.
My friend said 'In the butt, no babies' and I thought he was crazy.
I tried B( and now I can't sit down.
My sister used B( and now she's pregnant.
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A thumbs up. It's the face you make when you're happy or when you're being a total smug know-it-all.
I gave my friend a thumbs up when he passed the test.
My teacher gave me a thumbs up and I thought I was a genius.
I saw a thumbs up and I knew I was right.
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A smug face wearing sunglasses like they’re royalty. Looks like someone just got a gold medal for being a poser.
B) is my go-to when I see my cousin flexing his new car.
My dog gave me B) when I tried to take his snack.
I used B) in a text to my teacher after she called me lazy.
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B) is when you grin like you just stole the last slice of pizza and you’re not even sorry.
I sent B) to my friend after he spilled soda on my shirt.
My mom gave me B) when I told her I got an A.
I used B) in a tweet after I beat my brother at video games.
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A face you make when you’re laughing at someone who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb.
I used B) in a DM when my brother told me he failed math.
My friend gave me B) when I told him I got a new phone.
I used B) in a text when my dog ate my homework.
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A way to say something is totally lit or has maximum swag. Like when you’re at the top of your game.
I used B) when I got my driver’s license.
My friend used B) after he beat me at basketball.
I used B) when I finished my math test in five minutes.
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Same as 8) but with more meaning. Like when you’re not just cool, you’re the definition of cool.
I used B) when I got an A+ on my report card.
My friend used B) when he won the spelling bee.
I used B) when I ate my whole sandwich in one bite.
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Just the letter B. Like when you're too lazy to explain anything.
I texted B) to my friend when he asked why I was late.
My teacher gave me B) when I said I didn’t do my homework.
I used B) in a DM when I was too tired to talk.
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A place where you sleep and eat breakfast. But also a place where you can be yelled at if you mess up.
I stayed at a Bed & Breakfast and it was awesome.
My dad stayed at a Bed & Breakfast and got yelled at.
I stayed at a Bed & Breakfast and my dog ate the pancakes.
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A grade so meh it makes you want to throw your pencil at the teacher and yell ‘I coulda been a B if I had a better life!’
My mom said I got a B- and I said ‘I’d take a C+ over this’
My dog got a B- and I cried
I got a B- and my friend got an A and I started a fight
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Just a B, but it’s like the B that’s tired and doesn’t care anymore.
My calculator showed a B- and I felt sad
My crush got a B- and I asked him out anyway
My math teacher said ‘B-’ and I threw my eraser at him
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A place where people stay, but it’s not fancy and the breakfast is just toast and hope.
I stayed at a B&B and the breakfast was just toast and a sigh
My uncle stayed at a B&B and got food poisoning
My crush’s mom runs a B&B and I asked if I could stay over
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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. Some people have a good ratio, some are just sad.
My ratio is 2:1 and I’m proud
My brother’s ratio is 1:3 and he’s sad
My mom’s ratio is 5:1 and she’s a legend
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Short for bed and breakfast, but it’s also what your brain says when you’re half asleep and confused.
My brain said ‘B&B’ and I woke up
I wrote B&B on my homework and got confused
My dog heard B&B and ran to the kitchen
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A way to have sex and avoid getting pregnant, but it’s also a way to get really sore and feel like you’ve been hit by a truck.
I used B- and it hurt
My friend used B- and cried
My dad said B- and my mom got mad
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A thumbs up, but it’s also a sign that you’re happy and don’t care about anything else.
I gave a B- and my friend said ‘Nice’
My mom gave me a B- and I was happy
My dog gave me a B- and I cried
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a smug face that only annoying people use to show they're happy while you're suffering
She sent me a B-/ and said 'I’m so happy you’re dying.'
He posted a B-/ on Twitter after I called his mom.
My friend texted me a B-/ and said 'You’re annoying today.'
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a letter grade that only matters if you're failing and it's the only thing keeping you from getting kicked out
I got a B-/ and my mom said, 'At least you're not dead.'
He failed everything but got a B-/ and called it a win.
She was proud of her B-/ and said it was 'a victory.'
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a place where you pay to sleep and eat, but the breakfast is just cereal and hope
That Bed & Breakfast only had cereal for breakfast. I was disappointed.
My B&B had a bed, a breakfast, and a broken toilet.
The B&B was a scam. I got a room and a bagel.
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how many boobs you have compared to how much belly you have. It’s mostly for show and mostly for men.
His B2B ratio was 3:1 and he thought it was impressive.
She had a 5:2 B2B ratio and called it 'perfect.'
My B2B ratio was 1:4 and I cried in the mirror.
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a short way to say 'bed and breakfast,' but only people who hate you use it.
He said 'B-' and I knew it was a setup.
She texted me 'B-' and I knew it was a joke.
They called it 'B-' and I knew it was a trap.
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a way to avoid getting pregnant by using your butt like it's a birth control pill
He said, 'We’re using B-/ as birth control.'
She used B-/ and got pregnant anyway.
They said B-/ was 'a good plan' and it wasn’t.
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a thumbs up with a face that says 'I’m happy and you’re not.'
He sent me a B-/ and said, 'I’m happy you’re sad.'
She posted a B-/ and said, 'You’re annoying me.'
They used a B-/ to show they were 'so happy.'
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You tell someone they're too cool for school because you're too lazy to do anything else.
You text your friend: 'You're B-] bro, I'm just here to watch you fail.'
In class, you whisper to your crush: 'You're B-], I'm just here to pass.'
Your mom yells at you: 'You're B-]! Why aren't you studying?'
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Just a plain old letter b. No extra fluff.
Your teacher writes 'B' on your test. You're like, 'That's just a b.'
Your friend draws a b on your notebook. You're confused.
You text your friend: 'I see a b. What's that mean?'
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A place where you sleep and eat breakfast. But it's not fancy.
You stayed at a B-] and cried because the cereal was expired.
Your friend said the B-] was 'literally a house with a sign.'
You text your friend: 'This B-] is a disaster. The eggs are burnt.'
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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. Used by people who are obsessed with their body.
You post on Instagram: 'My B-] is 3.5. I'm proud.'
Your friend says, 'Your B-] is 2. You need to work on that.'
You text your crush: 'My B-] is 4. You should be impressed.'
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A short way to say 'bed and breakfast.' Used by people who don't like typing.
You text your friend: 'We're staying at a B-]. You'll love it.'
Your teacher says, 'Write B-] for short.'
You tweet: 'B-] is my new favorite word.'
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A way to say you're using anal sex as birth control. Used by people who don't want kids.
You text your friend: 'We're B-], no babies. I'm good.'
Your teacher says, 'Some people use B-] as a method of birth control.'
You whisper to your crush: 'We're doing B-]. No babies. Just us.'
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A thumbs up. Used by people who like to be happy and show it.
You post on Instagram: 'I got a B-] from my crush. So happy.'
Your friend says, 'That's a B-]. I'm giving you a thumbs up.'
You text your mom: 'I got a B-]. I'm the best.'
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A letter that looks like a lowercase B but is way more important because it has no personality.
B is just a letter. Who needs it?
I don't even know why we're talking about B.
B is the weakest link in the alphabet.
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A place where people sleep and get breakfast, but the coffee is weak and the owner is a grumpy old man.
That B&B had toast so dry it could choke a camel.
I stayed at a B&B and the owner yelled at me for using the wrong fork.
The B&B had a dog that hated me more than my ex.
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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. Scientists are still confused and using mice to figure it out.
My BtBr is so bad I look like a deflated balloon.
He has a BtBr that makes me jealous.
Scientists say mice have better BtBr than humans.
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Short for bed and breakfast, but no one really cares what it stands for.
B is just a lazy way to say bed and breakfast.
I don't even remember what B stands for.
B is like the alphabet's version of a shortcut.
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A way to avoid getting pregnant by doing something that feels like getting stabbed in the backside.
We used B as birth control and it worked... kinda.
B is the only thing that keeps me from having a baby.
I’d rather get a tattoo than do B again.
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A thumbs-up face made of symbols. It’s like the king of all smilies, but no one uses it.
I saw B and it looked like it was trying too hard.
B is the smiley that thinks it's cool.
B is the only emoticon that needs a crown.
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A weird smiley face that only a few people know. It’s like the Jesus of thumbs-up faces.
I use B because it’s like having a spiritual experience.
B is the only smiley that deserves a cult.
B is the face of a god who only smiles at me.
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The face of a man who just got told he’s not the dad.
My mom texted me: 'B['
My brother saw it on my phone and yelled 'What the hell is that?'
My dog looked at me like I’d betrayed him.
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A bold letter that looks like it’s trying to take over the world.
My teacher wrote 'B[' on my essay and I knew I was doomed.
My friend said 'B[' and I knew he was bragging.
My dad texted me 'B[' and I knew he was mad.
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A place where you sleep and eat, but not necessarily in that order.
My cousin stayed at a B&[ and said the breakfast was ‘meh.’
My friend’s B&[ had a bed that looked like it was from the 80s.
My brother’s B&[ had a breakfast that looked like it was from a landfill.
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How many boobs you got compared to how big your belly is. Mostly used when someone is showing off.
My sister said her BTR was '10/10' and I called her a fake.
My friend said his BTR was '5/10' and I told him to stop eating so much pizza.
My mom said her BTR was '9/10' and I said she was full of it.
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Short for 'bed and breakfast' but it’s also used to say 'I’m not having kids.'
My dad said 'B[' and I knew he didn’t want any more brothers.
My friend said 'B[' and I knew he was planning to stay single.
My teacher said 'B[' and I knew she was done with our class.
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A way to say 'I’m not getting pregnant' by using your butt as a birth control method.
My brother said 'B[' and I knew he was trying to avoid being a dad.
My friend said 'B[' and I knew he was trying to save his life.
My dad said 'B[' and I knew he was doing it for the sake of his pants.
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A happy face that looks like it just got a promotion and a raise.
My mom texted me 'B[' and I knew she was happy.
My friend saw it on my phone and said 'You’re smiling like you just got a raise.'
My dog wagged his tail when I showed him 'B['.
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The letter B. Basic. But also the first letter of bad words.
B is for balls
B is for b****
B is for being a b****
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A place where people crash and eat. Also where you crash and get food.
I stayed at a B&B and ate three pancakes
My cousin’s B&B reeks of cheese
The B&B was a 5-star dump
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How big your boobs are compared to your belly. It’s not about looking good, it’s about looking like a meatball.
My BtBr is 100% meatball
My guy’s BtBr is like a burger
I’ve got a BtBr that makes me proud
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A short way to say bed and breakfast. Because no one has time for long words.
B for bed and breakfast
B is short for b****
B means I’m crashing and eating
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A way to avoid getting pregnant. It’s like using your butt as a birth control pill.
In the butt, no babies
He said ‘In the butt, no babies’ and I believed him
I used the butt method and I didn’t get pregnant
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A thumbs-up. It’s like saying ‘I love this’ with your hand.
He gave a thumbs-up and I was like ‘cool’
She said thumbs-up and I was confused
I thumbs-up’d my pizza and it was good
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A cool beans face. It’s like a thumbs-up but with eyes and beans.
He made a cool beans face and I was impressed
Cool beans! I said it like it was a religion
My dog made a cool beans face and I laughed