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Short for bed and breakfast. But it’s also a fancy way of saying you’re a tourist and you don’t know where you are.
I stayed at a B&B and I still didn’t know where I was. I think I’m lost.
My friend said he was at a B&B. I said, 'You’re not lost. You’re just pretending.'
I asked the B&B if they had a map. They said, 'We don’t need one. We’re already confused.'
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