A'Varius
This guy is the real deal. He don’t need no fancy talk. He just hits you with a butt clap so hard, it feels like you got hit by a truck. He’s short, but he’s got the confidence of a giant.
He just walked up to me and said 'What’s up?' and then I got a butt slap that made me fall over.
He was short, but his butt slap was so strong, I thought I was in a fight.
He didn’t even look at me, just slapped my butt and said 'See ya later, fool.'