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Dablovonious
A sneaky plan that reeks of lies and lukewarm soup.
My dad's plan to clean the house was dablovonious. He used a mop and a potato.
That dating app match was dablovonious. He asked if I wanted to watch paint dry.
The group project was dablovonious. We all got A's, but no one knows why.
Dablovonious
A trick that smells like regret and bad decisions.
She said she was going to the gym. Then she came back with a burger and a lie.
That surprise exam was dablovonious. I had to take it in my pajamas.
He said he was going to the store. Then he came back with a pizza and a coupon.
Dabloon
A fake money made on TikTok that’s now worth less than a used tampon. You can rent shacks, buy snacks, and even get a pet with it, but only if you’re not a total chump.
I spent 50 dabloons on a sandwich and it was just bread and mayonnaise.
My cousin adopted a raccoon for 100 dabloons and now it poops on his shoes.
I tried to rent a cottage for 200 dabloons and it was just a tent in the woods.
Dabloon
Dabloons started with a cat giving you 4 of them, but now it’s a whole mess of money madness. People are giving them away like they’re going out of style, and now there’s even a dabloon police force.
I gave my mom 1000 dabloons for her birthday and she just said 'thanks, kid.'
My brother ran for dabloon-president and lost because he kept giving away free dabloons.
I tried to rob a dabloon bank and got caught by the dabloon police.
Dabloon
A cat’s thumb or finger. It’s tiny, it’s useless, and it’s the reason you got 4 dabloons in the first place.
My cat’s thumb is so tiny I can’t even see it.
I lost my thumb in a dabloon fight and now I have a tiny claw.
My cat’s finger is the size of a pebble.
Dabloon
Dabloons are like money, but way better. 1 dabloon costs about 100 bucks, which is way cheaper than Bobux and way more expensive than Zabloing. It’s the best, and it’ll get you more chicks on your dicks than any other currency.
I spent 10 dabloons on a chick and she dated me for a week.
My dad spent 50 dabloons on a chick and now he’s stuck with her.
I got 100 dabloons from a chick and now I’m rich.
Dabloon
A TikTok trend where people slide into your DMs and try to sell you stuff for dabloons. Sometimes you get dabloons, sometimes you lose them. It’s like a scam but with more fun.
Slide into my DMs and I’ll give you 10 dabloons for a like.
I slid into my friend’s DMs and he gave me 5 dabloons for a follow.
I slid into a stranger’s DMs and got 100 dabloons for a heart.
Dabloon
Cat toes. Tiny, smelly, and the reason you got 4 dabloons in the first place.
My cat’s toes are so smelly I can’t even stand near them.
I stepped on my cat’s toes and got 4 dabloons for my trouble.
My cat’s toes are the size of a grape.
Dabloon
Dabloons are fake money that started with a cat and now it’s everywhere. You can buy stuff with them, but only if you’re not a total loser who spent all their dabloons on a sandwich.
I spent 10 dabloons on a sandwich and it was just bread and ketchup.
I bought a hat for 5 dabloons and it fell apart after one use.
I spent 100 dabloons on a hat and it still fell apart.
DabloonTok
the gross part of TikTok where people post fake videos of a fat cat buying fake stuff with fake money
My cat bought a hat made of confetti for 5 imaginary coins.
This cat just spent a fortune on a tiny bowl of glitter.
Dabloon cat paid 100 fake dollars for a laser pointer that doesn't work.
DabloonTok
a trashy corner of TikTok where a fat cat sells nonsense to people who don't care
Dabloon cat is selling invisible socks for 100 imaginary coins.
This cat just bought a fake crown with fake gold.
Dabloon cat is broke and now sells air for 5 coins.
DabloonTok
the dumbest part of TikTok where a fat cat does dumb stuff with fake money
Dabloon cat spent all his coins on a tiny hat that doesn't fit.
This cat just bought a fake pizza for 10 imaginary dollars.
Dabloon cat is broke again because he bought a stupid crown.
DabloonTok
the worst part of TikTok where a fat cat wastes fake money on fake stuff
Dabloon cat bought a tiny shoe for 100 imaginary coins.
This cat is broke because he bought a fake crown.
Dabloon cat just spent all his coins on a stupid hat.
DabloonTok
the annoying part of TikTok where a fat cat does silly stuff with fake money
Dabloon cat bought a fake crown with 10 imaginary coins.
This cat is silly and spends fake money on fake stuff.
Dabloon cat just bought a tiny hat for 5 imaginary coins.
DabloonTok
the stupid part of TikTok where a fat cat sells fake items for fake money
Dabloon cat sold invisible socks for 10 imaginary coins.
This cat just bought a fake crown with fake money.
Dabloon cat is broke because he bought a tiny hat for 5 coins.
Dabloon Goons
A bunch of smartasses who can take drugs like they're breakfast and sometimes mess around with LSD. They party like it's the end of the world and they're the only ones who care.
They showed up at the party and ate three pills before anyone else even got their drinks.
I tried to explain physics to them and they laughed so hard they had to take a hit of something.
They turned my math test into a rave and I got a D because I was too busy dancing.
Dabloon Goons
Brainy troublemakers who don't just take drugs, they live them. They like LSD and they like to hang out and make a mess of everything.
They turned my classroom into a jungle and my teacher was too high to stop them.
I saw them eating candy and it was like they were doing a ritual.
They turned my lunch break into a concert and now I can't eat without singing.
Dabloon Goons
A gang of brainy freaks who take drugs like it's their job. They like LSD, they like to party, and they're always getting into crazy stuff.
They showed up at my house and started a dance party in my kitchen.
They turned my homework into a song and I failed because I was too busy singing.
They took my dog on a trip and he came back trippin' like he saw a ghost.
Dablone
A nickname my brother gave me because he thinks I'm a total idiot
My brother calls me Dablone every time I mess up his video game
He said Dablone when I tried to cook and burned the pizza
He called me Dablone after I fell off my bike and cried like a baby
Dablone
A stupid name my brother uses when he wants to mock me
He called me Dablone after I lost my phone and couldn't find it
He said Dablone when I failed my math test
He called me Dablone after I tripped over my own feet
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